wred

when one fucks another and then leaves with the others mom or dad.

she left me wred last night with my mom!

wred by wredgenorator February 6, 2018

Wread/wred

Deliberately reminiscent of wrote/write, wread/wred is a proposed (by me), at least, past tense alternate spelling of the extant read to finally distinguish the identical and ironic (in relation to their part in literature) English heteronyms; present tense read from past tense read. Either spelling, wread or wred, being readily available as neither are in use by any existing English word, though wred may seem the more official spelling due e.g. to its being the most distinct from other inconsistent pronunciations of the -ea phoneme e.g. lead and lead, especially given the current issue of discernment and the specific address of this definition; the past tense itself, but as the current word is already spelled read and pronounced wread, the gradual shift may be easier by simply modifying the existing word by the mere addition of a letter w' at the start in order to mitigate complaints from pedants who cannot necessarily even, at least, infer the meaning of wred to start with nor the intention of its user to introduce the spelling as opposed to a mock worthy error on the writer's part.

However, keep it mind that it may be best to update the present tense read to be consistent with the update of the past tense, and that, if ever this were to occur, it would likely be done by similarly modifying the present tense read to the spelling wread.

She'd wread / wred about it yesterday while reading the paper.

The teacher made her read aloud in class, so she wread/wred it.

Wread/wred by Nova Croix July 2, 2019

wreds 

when you too lit to type

Did you see that homegirl savage Jackie, wreds up that convo with Little J?

wreds by Lil J 8675309 May 24, 2017

wredt 

k. beatdown's last name ;)

k. beatdown wredt666

wredt by Alissa anonymous January 16, 2008

wredgie 

Sessy wredgie puuu is so beautiful

Omg wredgie puuu

wredgie by Wredgie puu March 5, 2022

retard wrednesday

Worse than the usual Wednesday "hump day", worse than a write-off day, a retard wrednesday is when you can't articulate words correctly (written and/or verbal), your brain feels like it took a vacation without you, and it's really, really hard to focus.

June 2, 2010 was such a retard wrednesday because it took me an hour and a half to muster enough focus to execute the simplest tasks at work.

retard wrednesday by rosemarylong June 2, 2010

Thomas Wrede 

That guy no one knows how he got there but he's there you can't get rid of him he lacks common sense and is very slow in the head amd is usually Jewish

Thomas Wrede was counting money one day when a group of negros jumped him

Thomas Wrede by HashtagTrappin May 11, 2015