wreckoed

To get really really drunk.
The same as ball bagged

"i was wreckoed last night on my own"
"thats not cool. you're a fruit"

by JammyBambi April 6, 2006

Turbo Wrecked

What HopCat gets in most of his games

"I'm getting turbo wrecked right now" -HopCat on Wednesday, April 29th, 2020

by CZea April 29, 2020

riggity riggity wrecked

From Rick and Morty, the act of getting RIGGITY RIGGITY WRECKED is to get so fucked up that it's almost other worldly

"Man I got so riggity RIGGITY wrecked last night!"

by big bertha April 19, 2017

tyrannosaurus wrecked

A phrase describing one's extreme intoxication

Guy 1: oh man, you really loved those jaeger bombs last night...
Guy 2: yeah, i was tyrannosaurus wrecked!

by fatcat2040 March 23, 2008

wrecked wagon

A girl with an unattractive face, yet sporting a phatty on the back side.

booty ass train

Nigga 1: Ya know that bitch Monica with that phat ass?
Nigga 2: Hell yeah but her face looking like it came out dat ass
Nigga 1: Absolutely, Shes a WRECKED WAGON.

by LowKeyVapes June 19, 2016

Wreckedher Scale

A simple scale using even integers from 0 - 10 to determine the effectivness of ones "Gut Wrecking" abilities. The scale is as follows:

0 - Missed it/Needed help finding the hole

2 - It was like fucking a fish

4 - Mime Sex

6 - We should have recorded it

8 - We woke my neighbors up/My dick hurts a little bit from the pounding she got.

10 - The bitch called a taxi because she couldn't feel her legs.

Piper: "How was it last night dude?"

Allen: Dude...she told me I was a 10 on the wreckedher scale!" Bitch couldn't walk out of my house.

by 2W2+buddies wife. October 14, 2010

my dixie wrecked

When said fast it sonds like my dicks erect. Dixie would be the type of lawnmower

You could say "Hey I wrecked my Dixie Chopper" But if you say "Hey my Dixie wrecked" its freakin funny.

by Josh W. May 28, 2006