wowbulance 

A word used to describe a person who needs to play the game World of Warcraft, and has a chance of committing suicide.

Furybean: I need wow :(
Mantra: Open Beta will not occur for awhile.
Furybean: I think I just died, ggz.
Mantra: Call the WOWbulance!

wowbulance by ValorD October 28, 2004

wambulance

The official motorvehicle to be called in response to bitch-like behavior.

Brian: "I missed the Friends rerun."
Response: "Will, call a fuckin' wambulance."

wambulance by Boris Spassky April 20, 2005

Wambulance

A fictional abulance or rescue squad for someone who cries or whines, most often without provication. A way to insult someone whom often cries for no apparent reason; a cry baby, a brat, or someone suffering from hypochondria.

" Waaa, waaa, I want a cookie waaaa, waaaa, waaaa!"
"Did someone call the wambulance, WAAA! WAAA! WAAA!"

Wambulance by c. Wallace May 21, 2004

Wambulance

A joke used insultingly toward a person who is whining about something stupid like a tummy ache.

Whiner: Ow! Damn it to Hell, this paper cut hurts!

Other guy: Boo Hoo, let me dial WHINE-1-1 and call you a wambulance.

Wambulance by Slayn January 11, 2008

Wambulance

Wambulance is a fictional ambulance for someone who cries or whines.

Someone call 9-Wa-Wa!! We need a WAMBULANCE!

Wambulance by droopie December 30, 2008

wahbulance

its what you call when someone whines too much

"I just spilled beer all over my new pants"
--better call the Wah-bulance !
--yeah, the number is 9-wah-wah !

wait, i hear the siren off in the distance....

'wah waH, wAH WAH !

wahbulance by mattw August 16, 2005

wambulance

When somebody gets upset, you call the Wambulance.

Person 1: "I just stubbed my toe!"
Person 2: "CRY ME A FRIGGEN RIVER! SOMEBODY CALL THE WAMBULANCE!"

wambulance by ExtraGoodChi December 9, 2002