by Boris Spassky April 21, 2005
Person 1: "I just stubbed my toe!"
Person 2: "CRY ME A FRIGGEN RIVER! SOMEBODY CALL THE WAMBULANCE!"
Person 2: "CRY ME A FRIGGEN RIVER! SOMEBODY CALL THE WAMBULANCE!"
by ExtraGoodChi December 9, 2002
An health care automobile for cry-babies. To rescue and take care of those people that complains about any tiny wounds.
by diana April 7, 2003
<Guy 1> "Dude, I just caught my finger in the door."
<Guy 2> "Awww, waaaaahh! Call the wambulance, pussy!"
<Guy 2> "Awww, waaaaahh! Call the wambulance, pussy!"
by Barcoder July 11, 2008
An imaginary ambulance that comes when shit heads don't have a leeeeeeg. Someone who always gets randomly stressed out and needs a cry is in dire need for a wambulance.
by Greenie May 5, 2005
verb/noun: a theoretical vehicle with no actual destination, representing a child (usually locked in the body of a sexually questionable west coast male) driving a Ghostbuster like wagon crying like a fat kid who gets diet bars for chanukah
Driver can be identified by name tag, but in default driver will usually respond to "John" or "Buttnugget"
Driver can be identified by name tag, but in default driver will usually respond to "John" or "Buttnugget"
If Peter, Paul and Mary were skipping through a field of lillies, emails that remind me finals suck would like be authored by the driver of the wambulance.
by The Liberation of the Twinkie Express April 24, 2006
A fictional abulance or rescue squad for someone who cries or whines, most often without provication. A way to insult someone whom often cries for no apparent reason; a cry baby, a brat, or someone suffering from hypochondria.
" Waaa, waaa, I want a cookie waaaa, waaaa, waaaa!"
"Did someone call the wambulance, WAAA! WAAA! WAAA!"
"Did someone call the wambulance, WAAA! WAAA! WAAA!"
by c. Wallace May 21, 2004