The ring one slides onto the penis so that it sits at the base of the penis against the body, keeping the penis erect after ejaculation. (for the woman's extended pleasure.) (or mans.)
"Does this cockring make me look fat?"
A group of guys get in a circle and wack the person to the left of them off.
Hey Steve, you coming to that circle jerk Friday?
When somebody gets upset, you call the Wambulance.
Person 1: "I just stubbed my toe!"
Person 2: "CRY ME A FRIGGEN RIVER! SOMEBODY CALL THE WAMBULANCE!"