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wotto

pie loving moron that plays footy and cricket and says mate,cunt and fluy PB fluy
oi, cunts
by Anonymous November 1, 2003
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Wotto

A bald headed, bearded man child with a shit under the sea sleeve tattoo dickhead
by TrashyRsl April 16, 2023
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Wonton Weeb

A particular person who is like dumpling. Warm like a soup and filled with goodness in their hearts. Yet a weeb who enjoys Japanese culture and watches anime and reads manga and or comic books.
1. The woman in comicon was a weeb

2. My freind is a wonton weeb who enjoys going to Comic- Con
by Elric July 7, 2023
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wonton winking

A style of winking perfected by Miss April May. The "wonton" prefix presumably refers to a chinese dumpling, often served with various spices and noodles, although April May shares no likenesses with a dumpling besides her (lack of) intelligence.
Judge: {to April May} The witness will refrain from wonton winking!

- The Judge, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
by Deseka November 1, 2008
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Wotti

Wotti is a Lieutenant General in the British Army, He's also the Executive officer for Education Training Services in the British Army, He has got great leadership skills, Being around him is fun, But when the situation is serious he becomes so strict, His confidence is something special that makes him unique and outstands him from the others.
*Drill Instructor makes a mistake*
Instructor: I'm reporting it to Wotti
by xLoserV January 13, 2022
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wonton poop

The aesthetically pleasing appearance of an anal excrement in which closely resembles a neatly folded wonton noodle.
As I entered the empty stall yesterday, my restless body was suddenly woken by the gorgeously shaped wonton poop resting softly against the porcelain bowl.
by asianpeoplemeet.com July 2, 2016
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Wottt

Pronounced 'wot', but with a slurred and dopey emphasis.

A completely nonsensical way of responding to an otherwise intelligent question or statement. This type of behaviour would generally be exhibited by an unsophisticated or uncultured person. In Australia and New Zealand, this person is normally referred to as a bogan. Other demographics might refer to them as rednecks.

The 'Wottt' response will typically occur when either:

1) the question or statement surpasses the basic level of comprehension of the Bogan, or

2) the Bogan is too distracted pondering typical 'Bogan type' thoughts (e.g. VB Beer, flannelette shirts, or what's coming up next edition of Channel 9's A Current Affair program).
Person 1: Hey, did you hear that Queen Elizabeth II is celebrating her Diamond Jubilee in June? Can you believe she is only the second monarch to celebrate a Diamond Jubilee in the history of the United Kingdom?

Idiot: Wottt

Person 2: There are 5 of us eating, so when the dinner bill arrives we can just divide the total by 5 to work out how much we each owe.

Idiot: Wottt

Person 2: F*&k you, idiot.
by bacon646 June 29, 2012
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