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pie loving moron that plays footy and cricket and says mate,cunt and fluy PB fluy
wotto by Anonymous November 1, 2003
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A bald headed, bearded man child with a shit under the sea sleeve tattoo dickhead
Wotto by TrashyRsl April 16, 2023
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Wonton Weeb 

A particular person who is like dumpling. Warm like a soup and filled with goodness in their hearts. Yet a weeb who enjoys Japanese culture and watches anime and reads manga and or comic books.
1. The woman in comicon was a weeb

2. My freind is a wonton weeb who enjoys going to Comic- Con
Wonton Weeb by Elric July 7, 2023

wonton winking 

A style of winking perfected by Miss April May. The "wonton" prefix presumably refers to a chinese dumpling, often served with various spices and noodles, although April May shares no likenesses with a dumpling besides her (lack of) intelligence.
Judge: {to April May} The witness will refrain from wonton winking!

- The Judge, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
wonton winking by Deseka November 1, 2008
Wotti is a Lieutenant General in the British Army, He's also the Executive officer for Education Training Services in the British Army, He has got great leadership skills, Being around him is fun, But when the situation is serious he becomes so strict, His confidence is something special that makes him unique and outstands him from the others.
*Drill Instructor makes a mistake*
Instructor: I'm reporting it to Wotti
Wotti by xLoserV January 13, 2022

wonton poop 

The aesthetically pleasing appearance of an anal excrement in which closely resembles a neatly folded wonton noodle.
As I entered the empty stall yesterday, my restless body was suddenly woken by the gorgeously shaped wonton poop resting softly against the porcelain bowl.
Pronounced 'wot', but with a slurred and dopey emphasis.

A completely nonsensical way of responding to an otherwise intelligent question or statement. This type of behaviour would generally be exhibited by an unsophisticated or uncultured person. In Australia and New Zealand, this person is normally referred to as a bogan. Other demographics might refer to them as rednecks.

The 'Wottt' response will typically occur when either:

1) the question or statement surpasses the basic level of comprehension of the Bogan, or

2) the Bogan is too distracted pondering typical 'Bogan type' thoughts (e.g. VB Beer, flannelette shirts, or what's coming up next edition of Channel 9's A Current Affair program).
Person 1: Hey, did you hear that Queen Elizabeth II is celebrating her Diamond Jubilee in June? Can you believe she is only the second monarch to celebrate a Diamond Jubilee in the history of the United Kingdom?

Idiot: Wottt

Person 2: There are 5 of us eating, so when the dinner bill arrives we can just divide the total by 5 to work out how much we each owe.

Idiot: Wottt

Person 2: F*&k you, idiot.
Wottt by bacon646 June 29, 2012
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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