wormke 

When your ancestors were too high on the magic leaves they found outside that they decided to become a fuckin worm in the shape of a key. Wormke

wormke you nut!
want to smoke pot wormke?

wormke by 5555555555555555555555 December 4, 2017

Wormhead 

The end of a concrete poker

Fire the wormhead in about that concrete to get the cream up

Wormhead by Inspector hector June 26, 2017

Workers Comp Punk'd 

When a client of a workers comp attorney is rightfully injured from his job yet the insurance company stops sending him checks claiming there is an overpayment. After several months of not receiving check and not allowed to work, the client goes broke. This situation is called by this name because the attorney fooled the client into thinking they were handling the matter and that the client will be getting a check. When the client runs out of money, the attorney shows little remorse on the matter nor suggests any alternatives other then go apply for welfare.

I was on workers comp and they stopped sending me check claiming they overpaid me. Two months went by and I still didn't have a check. I got thrown out of my apartment and I had to turn in the plates on my car because I couldn't pay my car insurance. I totally got Workers Comp Punk'd !!!

Workers Comp Punk'd by The Jax August 7, 2009

wormsexual

Adjective used to describe someone who is sexually attracted to worms, and/or engages in coitus with them.

I think our philosophy professor is wormsexual.

wormsexual by DudeManBro February 21, 2015

Workers Decompensation 

When a mental health crisis occurs as a result of the slow and substandard medical care available following a workplace injury.

Off work for more than six months, his was a clear and sadly, preventable case of Workers Decompensation.

Workers Decompensation by Dr Bunnygirl December 22, 2018

sheet metal worker 

Trade far superior to all other construction trades. The only craftsman who makes what they install.. duct work. While they may be the loudest on the site, they will tell you to get fucked if you complain. Usually heavy drinkers, with a bad attitude. Huge dicks. Will sneak away with your wife at the local neighborhood christmas party.

Damn. You see those sheet metal workers? I cant tell if thats the tool belt or the tool itself

That sheet metal worker is a bad ass, you greenhorns better steer clear of him

sheet metal worker by WakShakKustomz December 21, 2016

Government Worker 

An oxymoron.

Man 1: "Betsy just took 12 weeks off from her job!"

Man 2: "She must be a government worker."

Government Worker by PCUTroublemaker February 28, 2013