wormer

1. A disappointingly small penis, particularly in terms of girth. 2. A slimy or shady person, probably but not necessarily with a small penis.
1. I had to leave as soon as I saw his wormer. 2. Dude, that wormer keeps trying to show me his wormer.
by Waltereggo January 09, 2018
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Gummy Wormer

An individual with a soft penis fetish. Someone who prefers performing oral on a flaccid cock.
I had a little touch of the whiskey dick the other night. I was afraid Dana was going to be pissed but found out she's a gummy wormer. Best soft head ever braaaahhhhh.
by Eaton Holgoode March 08, 2017
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wormer

"damn man! a worm! oh another one! there wormers!"
by D11ckdagger October 03, 2023
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Wormer

someone who celebrates Worms day
Im such a wormer bro
by BigPinkBrownWormer September 16, 2020
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