Workastinate

To procrastinate by working

I didn't want to write my essay, so I workastinated on it by doing all of the easy homework first.

by Sexy Waffles 247 December 15, 2013

Workrastinate

-verb
A portmanteau of the words "Work" and "Procrastinate".
Also used as "workrastination" and "workrastinating". Can be considered the opposite of traditional procrastination where one says "Oh it can wait one more day." A workrastinator may say "Let me just finish one more task."

1. To use work as an excuse to put off doing something else.
2. To be engrossed enough by work that it distracts you from another thing you intended to do.

"Oh sorry, I forgot we were going to lunch. I got caught up in workrastination."

"Stop workrastinating and get into the conference room for the daily meeting."

"If I'm not out in 5 minutes, come save me because I've started to workrastinate."

by mistersneak August 13, 2009

wankastinate

The process of procrastinating a good wank.

Jan is too weak to wank, his excuse is that he wankastinates

by Boefje101 June 3, 2018