woppycock

A wopper of a cockhead with a massive forehead who talks allot about his receiding hairline

Geez johnny you're a massive Woppycock

by Ninkenpoop August 25, 2017

Wopcock

A short, Italian man; and/or his small penis. Due to decent genetics and a healthy dose of his grandma's money, a Wopcock is frequently able to disrobe his friend's girlfriends, wives, and many other women he encounters. However, after the deed is done... these women realize they've been reeled in by a Wopcock. They are utterly unsatisfied with his small genitalia, poor technique, and general inability to induce an orgasm in anyone other than himself. Also known to have incredibly small balls.

"Hey, Wopcock. It's cool that you fucked my girlfriend... I was just over on Oakthorpe beating it up."

Stranger: "Dude, I can't believe your women slept with Adam."
John, Derrick, Ricky & Mike simultaneously: "Joke's on them, all they got was a Wopcock & Peaballs!!"

by Derrick Diggler May 22, 2013

poppycocking

attending to or performing useless tasks while avoiding more important ones. this can be done physically, verbally and mentally and also can be intentional or inadvertant.

similar to bullshitting

the job did not get done because Mario was poppycocking around the plant.

by 7abyrinth November 25, 2007

prince poppycock

Prince Poppycock is a Popptastical talent aspiring to entertain with wit and whimsy. His operatic voice is as stunning as his appearance as a dandy from the barocque era with costumes and props that are meant to be fun and sassy. Beginning on our radar on AGT and continuing to perform at venues all around the world to standing ovations , this Prince reigns majestically over his kingdom of loyal followers called Poppies !

Prince Poppycock is a Popptastical talent aspiring to entertain with wit and whimsy His operatic voice is as stunning as his appearance as a dandy from the baroque era with costumes and props that are meant to be fun and sassy.Beginning on our radar on AGT and continuing to perform at venues all around the world to standing ovations, this Prince reigns majestically over his kingdom of loyal followers called Poppies !

by Babettelynne June 10, 2012

Prince Poppycock

One of the top contenders on the No. 1 show America's Got Talent, a brilliant singer, songwriter, actor, and fabulous entertainer! In addition, Prince Poppycock is very gracious, kind and caring and puts on an amazing show.

Check out Prince Poppycock videos, music, photos, multi-talented

by BayleaM June 7, 2012

Poppycock

1. Nonsense
2. Soft excrement

"James, that's a load of poppycock!"

by Otaku February 6, 2003

poppycock

british term for bullshit

Take a step outside the city
And turn around
Take a look at what you are
It is revolting
You're really nowhere
So wasteful
So foolish
Poppycock
-Nirvana, "Turnaround"

by kelsey March 28, 2004