Poppycocked

The act of a man taking a girl to the movies, purchasing a tub of popcorn, and secretly inserting his erect member into the bottom of the tub. When the girl unknowingly reaches for his erect penis, he shouts YOU GOT POPPYCOCKED!!!

I was at the movies last night and this girl got POPPYCOCKED. I bursted out laughing when it happened.

by ViralTerms May 1, 2016

poppycocking

attending to or performing useless tasks while avoiding more important ones. this can be done physically, verbally and mentally and also can be intentional or inadvertant.

similar to bullshitting

the job did not get done because Mario was poppycocking around the plant.

by 7abyrinth November 25, 2007

Poppycock

1. Nonsense
2. Soft excrement

"James, that's a load of poppycock!"

by Otaku February 6, 2003

poppycock

british term for bullshit

Take a step outside the city
And turn around
Take a look at what you are
It is revolting
You're really nowhere
So wasteful
So foolish
Poppycock
-Nirvana, "Turnaround"

by kelsey March 28, 2004

Poppycock

1. Another word for nonsense. Or a polite way of saying something is bullshit.

2. A brand name snack food that consists of popcorn covered with caramel glaze and often has nuts such as pecans and almonds in it.

1. Pat said that aliens’ building the pyramids is poppycock.

2. Tina snuck some poppycock into the movie theater to snack on instead of buying some popcorn.

by OneBadAsp October 17, 2006

poppycock

From the Dutch 'pappy cack' - literal translation 'Soft Shit'.

"That is complete Poppycock!"

by Bruce November 23, 2004

poppycock

another word for nonsense.

"Such poppycock!" Alan's mother exclaimed when he said he wasn't smoking weed.

by Katlynnnn July 24, 2009