Wopcock

A short, Italian man; and/or his small penis. Due to decent genetics and a healthy dose of his grandma's money, a Wopcock is frequently able to disrobe his friend's girlfriends, wives, and many other women he encounters. However, after the deed is done... these women realize they've been reeled in by a Wopcock. They are utterly unsatisfied with his small genitalia, poor technique, and general inability to induce an orgasm in anyone other than himself. Also known to have incredibly small balls.

"Hey, Wopcock. It's cool that you fucked my girlfriend... I was just over on Oakthorpe beating it up."

Stranger: "Dude, I can't believe your women slept with Adam."
John, Derrick, Ricky & Mike simultaneously: "Joke's on them, all they got was a Wopcock & Peaballs!!"

Wopcock by Derrick Diggler May 22, 2013

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wopnocker cock banger

large pounding cock inside another mans anus banging hard against his hairy scrote sack while recieving a reach around!

wopnocker cock banger by Anonymous August 19, 2003

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wopnocker cock banger

since when is it cool to be a homosexual??? join b2k

i knew a homo kid who no one liked...he went on urbandictionary.com and made up the word wopnocker cock banger.

wopnocker cock banger by mateen cleeves March 25, 2005

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Woplock

An epithet used for those of both Italian and Polish decent. Characteristics of being a Woplock is a fascination with gold, money, extremely cheap, lazy, and trying to con people out of things. Also most have pony tails, smoke cheap cigars, and are extremely oily even during the winter months. However most Woplock's do not claim to be part polish but claim they are true blue Italians. Another trait of a Woplock in conjunction with claiming to be Italian and denying their Polish roots is they are most likely in fact a greasy Sicilian.

Example 1:
Guy 1: "Why does that old Italian guy always try to con our boss out of money for his retirement claiming he is working hard and deserves it?"

Guy 2: "That's because he has never worked a day in his life and everyone falls for his lies. Also he's not full blooded Italian he's part polish... He is a WOPLOCK!

Example 2:
Guy 1: "Why does that old Italian guy drink so much blackberry brandy instead of something good like grappa?"

Guy 2: "That's because someone else didn't buy it for him and he's Italian AND Polish... He's a WOPLOCK!

Woplock by The German Truth Teller! December 6, 2013

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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