woozle wuzzle 

Complete randomness intended to make someone laugh.

First uttered by Bart in a 'classic' Simpsons episode 1F11 Bart Gets Famous.

Commonly used now to introduce oneself, change the subject, fill in dead air, or mess with people to get reactions.

Acceptably used at any moment in any situation one would like.

Woozle wuzzle!

Woozle wuzzle?

Woozle wuzzle.

woozle wuzzle by JewishMofo January 20, 2011

wizzle wozzle 

Term used to describe unexplained, unexpected phenomena manifesting itself as a localized space-time event linkage between our reality and a disturbing meta-verse platform known only as "Mark Seven".

Don't blame me for that delicious lemon tart you were half way through eating turning into elephant feces, blame the wizzle wozzle.

wizzle wozzle by The Dreaded Lurgi July 27, 2010

woozlewazzle 

the word that Hayley has to say so she can get my headphones.

say woozlewazzle and you'll get my headphones

woozlewazzle by taylorA January 14, 2008

Whimmy Wham Wham Wozzle 

What you say when you are the "The Original Party Worm" from Planet Wormulon.

"Party on Contest Winners......Whimmy Wham Wham Wozzle!"

Whimmy Wham Wham Wozzle by DirtyXVegas August 21, 2009

fuck-wozzle 

A little dipshit that thinks they're bad when they aint

Thomas E the guy I went to school with is a fuck-wozzle

fuck-wozzle by zmw33 January 25, 2015

Wozzle Wank

When someone defecates onto a biscuit, then proceeds to ejaculate onto the same biscuit, before proceeding to smear it onto their face or consume it.

“Damian proceeded to wozzle wanked last night before passing out.”

“Giles left his wozzle wank on the side for all to see the next morning”

Wozzle Wank by OldFishBlower November 6, 2020

Wozzle 

A stupid person; simliar to Australian derogatory slang of a "goose" Someone that is not too smart, that is silly, that is a foolish person.
Similar to "fool," "idiot," "dumb," "moron," and related concepts as a pejorative appellation for human misdeeds, whether purposeful or accidental, due to absence of mental capacity.

1. Slow to learn or understand; obtuse.
2. Tending to make poor decisions or careless mistakes.
3. Marked by a lack of intelligence or care; foolish or careless

Look at that guy wearing Ed Hardy; what a wozzle!

That wozzle just hit my car!

This wozzle stuffed up my order!

Wozzle by dr jekyll December 28, 2009