A stupid person; simliar to Australian derogatory slang of a "goose" Someone that is not too smart, that is silly, that is a foolish person.
Similar to "fool," "idiot," "dumb," "moron," and related concepts as a pejorative appellation for human misdeeds, whether purposeful or accidental, due to absence of mental capacity.
1. Slow to learn or understand; obtuse.
2. Tending to make poor decisions or careless mistakes.
3. Marked by a lack of intelligence or care; foolish or careless
Similar to "fool," "idiot," "dumb," "moron," and related concepts as a pejorative appellation for human misdeeds, whether purposeful or accidental, due to absence of mental capacity.
1. Slow to learn or understand; obtuse.
2. Tending to make poor decisions or careless mistakes.
3. Marked by a lack of intelligence or care; foolish or careless
Look at that guy wearing Ed Hardy; what a wozzle!
That wozzle just hit my car!
This wozzle stuffed up my order!
That wozzle just hit my car!
This wozzle stuffed up my order!
by dr jekyll December 29, 2009
The act of getting close with your lady friend, Not the actual act of sex, but the stages leading to it.....
by Shadizzy January 13, 2003
Wozzle is a term I spontaneously called a black lab mix puppy I once found. (Soon she'll be 13 years old.) I don't know why I came up with it or where it came from, it just seemed right for the squirmy little critter.
"You're just a little wozzle!"
by Xodar March 18, 2008
A wozzle is a special person or animal ( friend or loved one) - and to be special they have to earn the right to be a wozzle - this is not something which can be bestowed upon someone lightly!
A doting loving wife or daughter, who is truly special can be a wozzle. A loyal pet can also be a wozzle.
by Heffi November 13, 2009
A Wozzle exposed himself on stage while screaming something unintelligible and we knew the evening was off to a good start.
by Skid May 02, 2003
A wannabe bogan, usually Essondon FC supporter who will constantly name drop former Bombers coaches or players at least once into every conversation.
Even though they have no license due to DUI, often seen driving mother's/sister's busted-arse and unregistered commodore to local bottle-o, or around the macca's carpark.
Will be wearing thongs with jeans and a hand-me-down knock-off footy jumper or sauce stained wife-beater singlet.
When not facing court for DV offences, they'll be at the bulk-bill clinic for prescription pills and DR's certificate for phony worker's comp.
Can be identified by profile name evoking their dream car engine, ie. LS1 or favorite alcoholic beverages, ie, Woodstock or Bundy.
Even though they have no license due to DUI, often seen driving mother's/sister's busted-arse and unregistered commodore to local bottle-o, or around the macca's carpark.
Will be wearing thongs with jeans and a hand-me-down knock-off footy jumper or sauce stained wife-beater singlet.
When not facing court for DV offences, they'll be at the bulk-bill clinic for prescription pills and DR's certificate for phony worker's comp.
Can be identified by profile name evoking their dream car engine, ie. LS1 or favorite alcoholic beverages, ie, Woodstock or Bundy.
Ah, there's that Wozzle, LS1, trying to get tick at cellarbrations because the Pies smashed the Essondon bummers again!
by badbullnose December 22, 2022
by Trio-of-germanic-tribes November 22, 2019