woort

The typo that would not die. W00t has evolved in godly ways. Used verbally as well as on the internet.

"Woort! That's so cool!"

by lynx_child April 18, 2005

Wootcher

Similar to a typical coomer a wootcher is an individual who watches pornography. However, a wootcher does not masturbate to such porn; instead, a wootcher will only watch.

P1: today I watched 90 minutes of porn.
P2: dude... your a coomer.
P1: nah man, i didnt jerk to it, i'm only a wootcher

by H?H?H? April 25, 2020

Wootcher

Someone who watches porn or hentai but doesn't fap to it.

"Dude I hate coomers."
"Don't you watch porn too?"
"Nah dude. I don't fap. I am a wootcher."

by BonkyTonk April 25, 2020

wootah

its like water but british

hey can i have some wootah
yeah i will give you your water

by carnono August 10, 2020

Whorthodox

someone who identifies themselves as very religious and yet still partakes in whore like activities.

-yo, did you hear that Leah hooked up with three guys last night.
-really, i thought she was jewish.
-she is, she's such a whorthodox.

by DFLOW522 February 14, 2010

wootbleh

the feeling of being ecstatic and morose at the same time; to denote conflicting emotion. a feeling of contradiction simultaneously

My favorite show is coming on, but I've seen this episode ten times. Wootbleh.

by Nakar April 22, 2010

Woodtistic

When a person or thing does or says something so dumb/stupid that it gives another person an actual boner.

Yesterday Matt said something so fucking woodtistic that it actually gave me a boner, why matt, why...

by Woodyyyyyyyyyyyyyy May 31, 2018