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You're a poofter!
Yeah, well...you're a WOOFTER.
WOOFTER by de-pube August 4, 2020
Willie woofter, longer version.
Ryhming slang, poofter or gay.
The gay bar was full of willie woofters.
woofter by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
one who does it with dogs, hense the woof
Here comes john walkin` his dog, What a woofter!
woofter by Patrick December 22, 2004

Woofter poofter 

you - “i’m gay!” me - “no you’re a woofter poofter!”
Woofter poofter by toxivity November 24, 2021

Wooly woofter 

it is rhyming slang for poofter which is slang for a homosexual man
Look at that wooly woofter outside the BEAT what a nancy.
Wooly woofter by Sparst May 13, 2005

willy woofter 

English slang for a gay. Has connotations of queer, bent, homo, dick rider, knob jock, a Sam cooper.
Harvey power is a willy woofter
willy woofter by Yorkshire white rose November 18, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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