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Whore + Shorts = Whorts. Usually these shorts enter this world as regular shorty shorts. But once a whore gets her hands (and scissors) on them they are transformed into Whorts. Whorts are not to be confused with "Daisy "Pukes".
Collin: Nice. Bekki is wearing her "Whorts" today.
Monica: Whorts??
Collin: Shorts so short they look like a collar!
Whorts by classikjane November 14, 2011
Words you can keep
Shorts so short the ends of the legs (the pant cuffs) rest on the inner lips of the vagina, or in the case of the gay male they cup the balls. Whores wear them, hence the term 'whore shorts' or 'whorts.'
My whore grandmother went out and bought her some whorts then solicited 'johns' on the street corner for two hours.
whorts by Slippery Pete May 11, 2003
A type of shorts usually worn by women, in which the cuffs of the shorts are so short, that the pockets stick out of them.
I walked by three girls and you could easily tell that they were sluts, because they were all wear whorts.
Whorts by imnotcoby August 20, 2011

whoresight 

the ability of a man or woman to enter a venue and immediately discern his or her chances of getting laid
Friend to another friend : "We went to a guy's only bar for Glen's coming out party. I doubted that anyone would be able to pick up girls at the occasion, but upon arrival, Lance's penetrating whoresight found the opportunity but lingering in the air. Lo, and behold, he left with three women. All of them lookers.
whoresight by pancaketreehouse June 16, 2016

Pool Whores 

Hot girls who go to hotel or resort pools as day guests, usually paying a pool fee, with the hopes of snaring rich hotel guests. This is especially rampant in Miami and Vegas.
The day job of the strippers from xxxxxx club is to go to hotel pools. Not only do they get a tan, but the pool whores also recruit guests to come to their strip club that nite.
Pool Whores by sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009

Whorestrength 

The physical ability, typically of a female to dress in skimpy outfits for a night of clubbing, partying or bar hopping. These females have the uncanny skill of wearing practically nothing in freezing cold weather and not dying of pneumonia or other illnesses. The strength of these females is multiplied when they are surrounded by people with the same abilities, and this is presumably why they roam the streets in packs. Sightings of females with this ability is heavily concentrated in the Hollywood, CA area.
That chick must have some whorestrength if she's wearing that outfit in this freakin cold ass weather.
Whorestrength by joey_zaza January 30, 2010

lemon stealing whores 

person 1: i hope the lemon stealing whores don't steal any of our lemons.
person 2: yeah we should get insurance on our lemon tree.

person 1: if you were a lemon i'd put you on my shelf and cherish you.
person 2: *turns into lemon*
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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