Woofty

A punch to the face that renders a man to sleep.

I’m gonna land a big woofty and send you for a kip.

Woofty by KingWoofty July 2, 2022

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Woofty

street name of ketamine

hey mate, can i have a little bump of woofty?

Woofty by PrimalBeing November 22, 2018

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Woofty

Someone who is homosexual ( usually a man ). Best used in Fonejacker by Terry Tibbs.

mike: peter is such a woofty

joe: true that, true that!

Woofty by alrightmylover? June 28, 2009

woofty

person who is a homosexuale

woofty by Anonymous July 14, 2003

Woofty

A warm stuffy environment /disgusting odour

This place can tend to be woofty or It’s woofty in here

Woofty by user11286290 December 25, 2021

Woofty Scoofty

Pulling the wool over one's eyes
The old switcheroo
Zigging instead of zagging, or vice versa

I thought that prick was gonna take care of this piece of business for me. You gave me the old woofty scoofty ya prick ya!

Woofty Scoofty by Stiltch June 30, 2011

King Woofy

Leadership or dominance. The state or condition of being superior to all.

King Woofy - (Ascendancy) Guidance or leading the pack.

King Woofy by King Woofy November 24, 2019

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