woonsen

a blatant lie or a wind up

1st guy) i bought an ounce of parpsen last night and did it all in myself.

2nd guy) what, really .. you mad bastard

1st guy) no dickhead - that was a woonsen

by slitherman April 26, 2008

Woodsend

Small town in urmston where everyone thinks there on something special when really there just sniffing cocaine on lythm park. All the little chavy 13 year old neeks sit in a park on a beach inhaling cancer into there lungs and rolling wrizlers with “bacceh” inside of it with no filter. Barely any of the small population are black and paki kids there mostly just little white scroats running round tiny little shitty woodsend skatepark thinking there some sort of ‘hood’ gang. Fuck woodsend. And fuck all the 12 year olds getting butt at a bus stop there.

“Yo come woodsend and get bud and then get the ladies high and they will suck us off”

by Fuck nittys January 12, 2021

Woodsen

A person who is stupid, generally ditches his friends, and bangs goats. He's oddly colored, and has the qualities of a douchebag. Gets tongue tied during uno. Ditched his best friend for a goat. Thinks he's cool but isn't. Needs to get his hair cut and gain some weight. Is somehow part cowboy and part punk. He likes to wear girl jeans and yell at people, cry, and hit things. And likes to bash mailboxes.

Do you hear that yelling and crying?
Yeah, its probably Woodsen.
I think its a girl crying.
No, thats Woodsen.

by TheThreeMusketeers. April 12, 2011

Serena Van Der Woodsen

She might've slept with every guy on the show. Every person that came onto the show slept with one of B, C, N, D. but B has slept with C, N and D and a few more. C hasn't slept with S they are step siblings, but has Slept with B and many more including little J. N has slept with both S and B and little J and quite more. D has slept with both S and B and a few others my point is not a single person has come onto that show and not slept with at least one person

Serena Van Der Woodsen is the main female character off of gossip girl

by JCKXSB123101 January 2, 2019

woosen

To get hyped up

DAVID: I thought this party was gunna be wack
MATT: nah dawg, everybody in this jawnt is woosen!

by PankoGritz1738 May 25, 2018

Woodsen

A funny name to call somebody with the last name "Woods".

Dude: Your last name is Woods so I'm calling you Woodsen...
Chick: Ok...
Dude: Woodsen... lol

by op2rules April 2, 2009

Serena van der Woodsen

A beautiful girl who falls for every guy she meets! A good girl with a bad reputation! She is loyal and kind but sometimes impulsive and scheming! She has some good quotes and is sometimes a savage!

Person One: That Girl is a real Serena van der Woodsen

by Miablair March 4, 2019