A woomph can be heard during the act of sexual intercourse. The woomph is so called due to the noise made when the penis expels compressed air from the vaginal chasm during and sometimes after penetrative sexual intercourse.

A woomph can also be referred to as the act of intercourse itself.

The woomph can be illustrated by clasping cupped palms together and forcing out air causing a vacuum situation, thus creating a one-man woomph.If you were to continually repeat this process you would literally be woomphing yourself.

The letter o in woomph can be extended to extenuate the noise or length produced. e.g Did you hear that wooooomph I just done honey?

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

This is the noise a javelin makes when you don't throw it right and bounces as it lands. Trust me. It woomphs.