A
woomph can be heard during the act of sexual intercourse. The
woomph is so called due to the noise made when the penis expels compressed air from the vaginal chasm during and sometimes after penetrative sexual intercourse.
A
woomph can also be referred to as the act of intercourse itself.
The
woomph can be illustrated by clasping cupped palms together and forcing out air causing a vacuum situation, thus creating a one-man
woomph.If you were to continually repeat this process you would literally be
woomphing yourself.
The letter o in
woomph can be extended to extenuate the noise or length produced. e.g Did you hear that
wooooomph I just done honey?
oops! my vagina just made a woomph.
Me and the lady lover had a top
woomphing session last night. She was really noisy!
Did you
woomph that bird you went home with last night!
Woooooooomph! what a goal.
I have not had a
woomph in ages and my balls are too big for my pants!
I am highly trained in the art of
woomphing
