Wooed

To charm or impress someone

Johnny wooed Jane with his erotic dancing and giant cock.

by 🐺 September 27, 2018

Wooed

To be wooed by someone

Sally was wooed by Jack's charm

by It's ya boi skinny penis October 22, 2016

Wooed Up

1) When a person is madly in love with someone else.

This behavior is characterized by the following:
Lots of PDA
Tons of romantic pictures posted on social media.
Frequent sleepovers

Room full of the other person's belongings
Married couple behavior

Mike treats lauren like a princess because he is super wooed up!

Drew went on a first date with a girl and now he can't stop talking about her and trying to see her. He sure is wooed up!

by SteveOAmbro August 12, 2014

John Wooed

1) In any action movie or video game where a mook is killed in a manner that is stylish and unneccasarily flashy manner.

2) A killing made with a pistol in each hand.

From Hong Kong director John Woo whose trade marks are stylized violence and two fisted pistols.

You just got John Wooed

The cop in Reservoir Dogs was John Wooed.

by Andy Galuska May 13, 2004

Boob-Wooed

Wooed by boobs. The state of mind a teen male has when charmed specifically by breasts. The teen will do anything for those boobs.

Dude, you are so boob-wooed

by UnitedsTatesoFwHatevah January 25, 2011

catching wood

getting a boner.

She was too hot for him; when he saw her cleavage he was already catching wood.

by coldheart7 October 9, 2009

Wooden shield

Ultra-effective chess tactic whereby a diagonal piece (i.e. a bishop or a queen) attacks 4 opponent pieces at the same time, so that the attacked pieces form an X-shape between each other, thus (according to legendary chess grandmaster xQc) resembling a wooden shield. The best move in response to the wooden shield tactic is considered to be resignation, as computers are yet to find a position where any response to the tactic doesn't lose on the spot. The tactic is considered to be incomprehensible to inexperienced players and even grandmasters, and only exceptionally high-IQ individuals with an IQ of 107 over are considered to be capable of understanding it.

Coined by prominent proponent of the Bing-Bang-Boom chess philosophy GM xQc, the wooden shield is an essential part of the theory behind the Flying Dragon, Knight variation, as well as the Flying Dragon, I Take Your Pawn variation openings, which build upon the idea that early pawns don't matter - an idea repeatedly corroborated by top-of-the-line engines and neural nets such as AlphaZero.

Noob: I'm a queen, a rook, and two pieces up in material, this guy's got no chance.
107-IQ God: *smirks* Omae wa mou shindeiru
107-IQ God: *plays the wooden shield*
Noob: *resigns in shame*

by Jacques Hayeilliheaulds May 22, 2020