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To be wooed by someone
Sally was wooed by Jack's charm
Wooed by It's ya boi skinny penis October 22, 2016
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Wooed Up 

1) When a person is madly in love with someone else.

This behavior is characterized by the following:
Lots of PDA
Tons of romantic pictures posted on social media.
Frequent sleepovers

Room full of the other person's belongings
Married couple behavior
Mike treats lauren like a princess because he is super wooed up!

Drew went on a first date with a girl and now he can't stop talking about her and trying to see her. He sure is wooed up!
Wooed Up by SteveOAmbro August 12, 2014

John Wooed

1) In any action movie or video game where a mook is killed in a manner that is stylish and unneccasarily flashy manner.

2) A killing made with a pistol in each hand.

From Hong Kong director John Woo whose trade marks are stylized violence and two fisted pistols.
You just got John Wooed

The cop in Reservoir Dogs was John Wooed.
John Wooed by Andy Galuska May 13, 2004

Boob-Wooed 

Wooed by boobs. The state of mind a teen male has when charmed specifically by breasts. The teen will do anything for those boobs.
Dude, you are so boob-wooed

catching wood 

She was too hot for him; when he saw her cleavage he was already catching wood.
catching wood by coldheart7 October 9, 2009

Wooden shield

Ultra-effective chess tactic whereby a diagonal piece (i.e. a bishop or a queen) attacks 4 opponent pieces at the same time, so that the attacked pieces form an X-shape between each other, thus (according to legendary chess grandmaster xQc) resembling a wooden shield. The best move in response to the wooden shield tactic is considered to be resignation, as computers are yet to find a position where any response to the tactic doesn't lose on the spot. The tactic is considered to be incomprehensible to inexperienced players and even grandmasters, and only exceptionally high-IQ individuals with an IQ of 107 over are considered to be capable of understanding it.

Coined by prominent proponent of the Bing-Bang-Boom chess philosophy GM xQc, the wooden shield is an essential part of the theory behind the Flying Dragon, Knight variation, as well as the Flying Dragon, I Take Your Pawn variation openings, which build upon the idea that early pawns don't matter - an idea repeatedly corroborated by top-of-the-line engines and neural nets such as AlphaZero.
Noob: I'm a queen, a rook, and two pieces up in material, this guy's got no chance.
107-IQ God: *smirks* Omae wa mou shindeiru
107-IQ God: *plays the wooden shield*
Noob: *resigns in shame*
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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