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woodsing 

To cheat on one's wife, a la Tiger Woods.
When Jim met Bethany, he knew that he would soon be Woodsing on his wife.
woodsing by Wordsmith46580 May 13, 2012
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Woodsing 

It's kind of like hiking, but you only hike for maybe five minutes and then proceed to get drunk and high while lounging in hammocks.
Bro 1: "wanna go hiking dude?"
Bro 2: "na bro lets just go woodsing, I'm hungover as shit and my balls hurt"
Bro 1: "tru"
Woodsing by shartstain May 6, 2015

Tiger Woodsing 

Having multiple affairs, usually more than 10.
Person 1: Jesse James is totally cheating on Sandra Bullock.

Person 2: Yeah but I've only heard of like 3 affairs, he's not quite Tiger Woodsing yet.
Tiger Woodsing by eightyone April 4, 2010

Tiger Woodsin

The act of soliciting partners outside of a confirmed relationship. To satisfy a need utilizing a variety of related resources.
Personal: After Ted married Kate he discovered that he needed at least ten other women to please him. Those who know about Ted's desires consider him to be Tiger Woodsin.

Public: To satisfy my hunger after eating a McDonalds cheeseburger I may swing by Taco Bell and KFC to aid my varying appetite. "After this burger I'm gonna hit up Taco Bell and KFC Tiger Woodsin!"
Over exaggerating I.E Ryan Lochte
Ryan Lochte has been accused of Woodying
Woodying by AllRanger August 23, 2016
To shag indiscriminate chicks without regard for marriage or a long term relationship with a woman.

Popularized by golfer Tiger Woods and his trangressions.
"That Steve is such an a-hole. When his girlfriend was out of town, he was out woodsin with the ladies. What a douche"
Woodsin by msch2 December 2, 2009

Cord wooding 

accumulating so much of something that it needs to be stacked
Reid and Jonny got so much pussy in Vegas they were cord wooding it.
Cord wooding by JonnyD5853 June 2, 2015
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