woodog 

one who is so attracive that even the ugliest of people feel comfortable attempting a one nighter because they beileve nobody is willing to approach the person do to their extreme physical appeal

are you going to the dance? well I am driving my grandma's car but figured I would ask out our football Captain, he is such a woodog.

hey that woodog looks to be alone, thank god it's final call.

woodog by Wildwooster January 6, 2011

woodage 

when someone has wood
it can be large wood

person 1: yo bro check out my woodage
person 2: jheeze you got mad woodage

woodage by ihavewood May 12, 2022

woodge

(verb) A cheek-pinching motion carried out by one person on another, often used as an exclamation of cuteness.

"Awww you are so cute!" *woodge*
That cat is so adorable I could woodge it.

woodge by Knibbsy June 14, 2006

Woodgrove High School 

Glorified POW camp just outside of Purcellville, VA. The masses have suffered untold misery here since 2010.

Best known for:
-Groups of 10+ freshmen crowding the restrooms to Juul in-between every block
-Country boys packing a lip in the back of class
-Bus drivers that arrive late every single day
-Getting stuck in the parking lot for 20 minutes because you didn't sprint to your car like the Hunger Games
-Consistent power outages that make the whole day useless because the entire curriculum is on the smartboards
-A mandatory E-Hallpass system that requires people who are legal adults to fill out a form on a website in order to walk 20 feet down the hall

80% of the classes you take here will be completely irrelevant and fail to benefit you or your career in any way whatsoever. The overwhelming majority of your time in this school is going to be spent doing nothing or mundane busywork.

If you're still stuck in this place today, I wish you the best of luck. Just grind it out and never look back.

"So, Jimmy, where do you go to school?"
"Woodgrove High School. Sad, I know."
"At least it's not Park View."

Woodgrove High School by bighotjeff March 12, 2019

woodgrain 

The material on your dashboard, duh

We ride 24s or betta with woodgrain and leather

woodgrain by Tonipimpin05 January 6, 2005

Dan woodgates 

Dan woodgates is an animal in the name of booze, but will get with any thing over 18 stone that moves, loves the plus size ladies

Fat birds in NB's Dan woodgates would like to have sex with

Dan woodgates by bappadeeboopadeebap October 16, 2010

Woodgered 

To lose your job without warning or reason. Usually will come as a shock and will have no supporting evidence as to why it occured.

I re-applied for my job but I got woodgered.

Woodgered by Notmyrealnamealreadyinuse February 22, 2011