woodage

when someone has wood
it can be large wood

person 1: yo bro check out my woodage
person 2: jheeze you got mad woodage

by ihavewood May 12, 2022

woodage

(noun): any general area of land in which the dimensions are not known. usually used after the word "square".

What's the square woodage of this lot of land back here by the ole creek?

by zwanphony June 28, 2006

morning woodage

The first erection of the day that occurs while waking up from a night of sleep.

I could hammer nails with my morning woodage.

by KaptainSkinBoat December 04, 2010