woodage 

when someone has wood
it can be large wood

person 1: yo bro check out my woodage
person 2: jheeze you got mad woodage

woodage by ihavewood May 12, 2022

woodage 

(noun): any general area of land in which the dimensions are not known. usually used after the word "square".

What's the square woodage of this lot of land back here by the ole creek?

woodage by zwanphony June 28, 2006

morning woodage 

The first erection of the day that occurs while waking up from a night of sleep.

I could hammer nails with my morning woodage.

morning woodage by KaptainSkinBoat December 4, 2010

woodge

(verb) A cheek-pinching motion carried out by one person on another, often used as an exclamation of cuteness.

"Awww you are so cute!" *woodge*
That cat is so adorable I could woodge it.

woodge by Knibbsy June 14, 2006

wootage 

Its something like saying "kick ass" but in game lingo

I won "wootage"

wootage by Jason B August 24, 2003

Woodgered 

To lose your job without warning or reason. Usually will come as a shock and will have no supporting evidence as to why it occured.

I re-applied for my job but I got woodgered.

Woodgered by Notmyrealnamealreadyinuse February 22, 2011

wood age 

A hypothetical time period when humans didn't use stone as their main tools.
Also a stage of cultural development where no one uses stone tools.

The botocudo Indians of south america used absolutely no stone implements at all, rather their tools were fashioned from bamboo and plant fibers. Because of the lack of stone useage, they were in the wood age, even lower than the Paleolithic.

wood age by happyatcommonsense March 7, 2015