woodge

(verb) A cheek-pinching motion carried out by one person on another, often used as an exclamation of cuteness.

"Awww you are so cute!" *woodge*
That cat is so adorable I could woodge it.

woodge by Knibbsy June 14, 2006

Woodge

The fat on the back of your arm where your triceps should be.

When she shook her arm around, her woodge wiggled and wobbled.

Woodge by Chelsizzle April 30, 2006

Woodge

A word typically used in SCR6 - A Storm Chasing Game in Roblox to describe a Wedge tornado. A group in SCR6 community uses this as code for this special type of tornado that can grow in size up to 2.9 miles wide.

The word was first used by a player in the community who used the phrase Imma find us a Huge Woodge today!!

John - Hey Super can you find us a good tornado

Super- WOODGE FUNNEL IN PRIVATE SERVER!

Woodge by Mcole949490304040 September 9, 2020

Wooden shield

Ultra-effective chess tactic whereby a diagonal piece (i.e. a bishop or a queen) attacks 4 opponent pieces at the same time, so that the attacked pieces form an X-shape between each other, thus (according to legendary chess grandmaster xQc) resembling a wooden shield. The best move in response to the wooden shield tactic is considered to be resignation, as computers are yet to find a position where any response to the tactic doesn't lose on the spot. The tactic is considered to be incomprehensible to inexperienced players and even grandmasters, and only exceptionally high-IQ individuals with an IQ of 107 over are considered to be capable of understanding it.

Coined by prominent proponent of the Bing-Bang-Boom chess philosophy GM xQc, the wooden shield is an essential part of the theory behind the Flying Dragon, Knight variation, as well as the Flying Dragon, I Take Your Pawn variation openings, which build upon the idea that early pawns don't matter - an idea repeatedly corroborated by top-of-the-line engines and neural nets such as AlphaZero.

Noob: I'm a queen, a rook, and two pieces up in material, this guy's got no chance.
107-IQ God: *smirks* Omae wa mou shindeiru
107-IQ God: *plays the wooden shield*
Noob: *resigns in shame*

Wooden shield by Jacques Hayeilliheaulds May 22, 2020

Captain Woodie 

1) Refers to a part which serves no constructive purpose, but desires to lead.
2) Leadership by focusing on why we failed rather than on how we can do better to succeed.
3) Lack of planning, communication, insight, and follow-up. A bad leader who talks a good game but does nothing to achieve the goal then brags about how close we came to success and blames bad luck for the loss.

Captain Woodie came to run the meeting, but only talked about how much he loved being in the Marine Corps. Consequently, nothing got done and no decisions were made. We wasted an afternoon because of the wood!

Everyone was pissed that we’d failed to meet our objective, and then Captain Woodie told us that there were just too many obstacles and we’d have to beat our heads against the wall for a long time before we could expect to win.

We could have been better prepared for the competition, but no one planned any training, or told us anything. After the race, while we were trying to figure out how to get home, a captain woodie came out and told us how we could have won if we’d had just a bit more luck

Captain Woodie by Stan West April 14, 2006

wooger 

The combination of the words weed and booger. A wooger is a chunk of weed that gets in your mouth when smoking joints and blunts. They usually more resin than plant.

Aye bro, you got a wooger on your lip.

wooger by Abriel Ole September 30, 2016

wooder ice 

philly way to say water ice

"you get your free ritas yesterday? Damn that wooder ice was good!"

wooder ice by j May 28, 2004