Wonka'd

When you don't win and still want a reward and the person tells you that you lost and you get nothing, like in Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory

Doug: "So I turned in my paper 20 minutes late, and I asked my teacher if I can still get credit and he said "You get nothing! you lose! good day sir!"

Ben: "Dude, you got wonka'd"

by crimson spunk May 4, 2009

wonka'd

to chew up any kind of candy and spit it in someones face

dude austin tottally wonka'd elijah at the football game last night!!!

by MDR! October 21, 2009

Wonka'd

When a supposedly legit production of something cuts corners or defrauds to such an extent that it is depressing and disastrously bad for the customer, and they feel like they got defrauded. This particular form of getting bamboozled was inspired by the now famously terrible Glasgow "Willy Wonka Experience" that looked more like a giant meth lab.

"Hey so I just got back from Shrek the Musical Tour. I can't believe that Shrek was rocking a fade and cargo shorts, and they even took out the best song."

"Sorry man, I'm afraid that you've been Wonka'd."

by Big Screen Radio March 21, 2024

Willy Wonka'd

When there's only one place to sleep with many people that you lay like Charlie's grandparents from "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory".

"We went back to his place after the party but there were so many of us, we Willy Wonka'd".

"After the foursome, we Willy Wonka'd".

by Hannah T! February 7, 2012

Wonka Dip

Soaking one's balls in ice water, drying briefly, coating the balls in the chocolate syrup that hardens on ice-cream, and then tea-bagging someone. (also see Choco-taco)

Jane wanted sex and candy for our anniversary so I gave her a Wonka Dip.

by Meezy July 7, 2005

wonka dollar

A currency only given to females who practice oral sex on several guys. This type of currency is only redeemable for candy bars and such items.

That girl was such a gutter slut, she sucked him off for wonka dollars.

Yes she did, only a whore would do such a thing for a wonka dollar.

by Jtred March 22, 2011

wonk'd

Wonk'd is a common phrase used on the political blog Wonkette.com to describe when the vagina of the female drawing at the top left of the page drops out.

Her vagina slowly dragged across my face meaning I was "wonk'd"

by BoredinDC June 16, 2007