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wonderburp 

The sensation of immediate relief of feelings of abdominal bloating and being unable to eat more food, that occurs usually while eating, that results in an immediate disappearance of feelings of bloating and an immediate return of hunger
The thought of eating any more dumplings made me sick, until I had a huge wonderburp...after which I was starving again!
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duck wearing a wonderbra 

A duck wearing a wonderbra refers to a very unlikely event.
My going out with you is as likely as a duck wearing a wonderbra.

wonderbread 

Being generic, bland, soul-less, mainstream, or distasteful in nature in order to appeal to wider, often mindless audiences.
"Starbucks is just too wonderbread for me to be interested in going there. All the girls that go there prove that."

wonderbra 

The bra that gives horny men false hope by giving flat-chested women impressive-looking breasts and cleavage.
The reason they call it the wonderbra is because men wonder where the titties went when the bra comes off.
wonderbra by bigtones July 12, 2007

Stale Wonderbread 

The act of giving yourself a handjob with the hand of your passed out tour mate.
"Donnie's hard cock throbbed as Johnny's limp hand slid down the shaft, give him what's known as a stale Wonderbread, a drop of pre cum glistened on his palm."

WonderBra 

Man's greatest invention; it's a breast-enhancing bra that lets small-breasted women look as though they've got an impressive rack.
All my friends think my girl's got big cans, but she doesn't...she's just wearing a WonderBra to make her chest look bigger!
WonderBra by 'Drew August 16, 2003

wonderbread land 

that school i used to go to is wonderbread land