Definitions by hailthemotherland

Goober 

Used as a term for someone who is young, naive, oblivious, childish, or doesn't quite understand status quo. Has similar connotations to Nerd, Geek, Weirdo, Spaz, etc. But is often used to describe High School Freshmen or younger siblings. For example, Spongebob Squarepants would be considered a Goober as well as anyone that acts similar.

"Can I play with you and your friends, big brother?"
"Nah, they think you're a Goober."

Goober by hailthemotherland March 7, 2018

wonderbread 

Being generic, bland, soul-less, mainstream, or distasteful in nature in order to appeal to wider, often mindless audiences.

"Starbucks is just too wonderbread for me to be interested in going there. All the girls that go there prove that."

wonderbread by hailthemotherland June 7, 2015

Jiff 

To take something from someone.

"Where did you get that can of pop?"
"I jiffed it from Zack's place."

Jiff by hailthemotherland March 7, 2015

Combo-locked 

Getting hit often enough that the hit stun doesn't allow you to move while you are stuck in a combo.

"Avoid his attacks! Don't just sit there!"
"I can't! I'm combo-locked!"

Combo-locked by hailthemotherland March 6, 2015

raped by a cactus 

When something is so frustrating this is usually said as a response.

"This game is so difficult! It's like being raped by a cactus!"

raped by a cactus by hailthemotherland September 22, 2013