wompems

Canned biscuits that have the seal that you must break by "womping" it on the counter to open it.

"With breakfast this morning why don't you open a can of wompems."

by Tyler Call December 9, 2008

Jolly Wompers

A slang word that Bri'ish people use to describe potato chips.

George: Oi bruv im gonna get some Jolly wompers from the store ye?

John: right bruv you want spotted dick for dinner?

George: ye bruv sounds good

by Flådig Man February 18, 2021

catty wompers

A term used in the US Midwest to describe something out of balance, vibrating, or shaky.

My car is shaking badly because the front wheels are catty wompers.

by england phi beta gamma February 23, 2008

Wonder wompers

Another word for big boobs aka honkers

Lookin at them wonder wompers man

by Wonder wompers May 25, 2021

Guinea pig wompers

a highly confusing way of insulting someone like using the phrase "Douche wibler". It means nothing to most and everything to a few, its the insult you can resort to for when your loosing a "Your Mama Battle".

Hey there you god damned Guinea pig wompers.

by PGundy July 7, 2010

womperskonk

When yo mama tell you to do the dishes so u gotta call her a bitch

“Charlie my sweeheart please do the dishes, you haven’t stepped out of your room or washed yourself in three days my love. I’m worried, can do you the dishes”

“No you fucking womperskonk💯📝‼️‼️💯💪💪😂😂”

by radical_arson93 November 25, 2022

Wompersation

Two or more individuals having a conversation that consists of just "womp"

"Hey lets have a wompersation"
"womp"
"Womp womp"

by DevillishGlim December 16, 2023