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Womowned 

Being owned by a woman - most applicable for someone you are romantically linked with such as a wife or girlfriend who has just split up with you or done something else

Hence the term - Womowned
Guy 1: Oh dude OMGZ there's pics of you all over the net!!
Guy 2: WTFLCOPTER - Who from?!?! My ex?!?!
Guy 1: Yeah looks like it, you got womowned!
Womowned by Philzor!! July 19, 2007
Related Words

WomboWolf 

To be used as a verb.

1. To WomboWolf something means that someone has attempted a task or feat and completed it so well and efficiently that it inspires awe and admiration from those around the person.

2. When a Wolf player in Super Smash Bros. Brawl catches someone in an infinite D-Tilt lock on a wall.

The term is often used in gaming tournaments but may be used in real life affairs as well.
Jules: Yo how did that battle go with Knightmare?
Me: Dude. I fucking WomboWolf'd that shit. He didn't even have chance.

Keith: So how'd that math test go?
Anthony: Son, that shit was cake. I went in there and WomboWolf'd that test!

Ruben: What the hell is that?
Jaime: He's getting WomboWolf'd!

wowdowed 

The state of having been made into a World of Warcraft widow or widower.
John isn't dating anyone, which is just as well. Any guy or girl who went out with him would be wowdowed as soon as the relationship started.
an extravagent sex toy made to look like a wand for frisky gentlemen
"man, that wondow sure looks neat, but it might be painful."

"i think im going to need some lube with my wondow."
wondow by jake & maria May 15, 2009
A term in soccer/football to describe a horribly missed shot that should have easily been a goal...

In reference to Chris Wondowlowski's failure to tap in a sitter from 5yds out that would have saved the USA from elimination in the 2014 World Cup match against Belgium.
I played him a perfect through ball, but he wondowed it and then we lost in extra time...
Wondowed by CrimsonCurse May 20, 2015

Wodowert 

He doesn't normally resist wodowert.