wilkes
that chick is a wilkes!
wilkes by dan da man May 19, 2003
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Wilkes
Wilkes is a very smart, strong, courageous person. He is a good friend to have that is loyal and will have your back. He is also very stubborn with a heart of gold.
Wilkes is an awesome friend
Wilkes by Nutellamonster2579 October 7, 2021
wilkes county, north carolinia
The one place on earth can magically turn rednecks into Millionaires. Primary usage in the following industries.
1) Nascar, invented there
2) Home Improvement
3) Moonshine
4) Weed
Note: These are the only occupations available in Wilkes County
1) Nascar, invented there
2) Home Improvement
3) Moonshine
4) Weed
Note: These are the only occupations available in Wilkes County
Junior is the best example of a wilkes county, north carolinia millionaire he has worked in all four industries.
wilkes county, north carolinia by burchs March 15, 2010
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wilkes-barre wind chime by tumbler86 November 15, 2014
Wilkes Booth
When your railing her from behind and you pull out and bust a nut so hard it shoots her in the back of the head and she never saw it coming.
I was absolutely railing on Theresa last night. She got that vice grip pussy. I rearranged her for about 45 minutes and couldn’t hold it. I pulled out and gave her the old Wilkes Booth. Damn bear blew the back of her head off. She had to shower and wash that matted crusty shit out.
Wilkes Booth by Dick Onchin December 4, 2020
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
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