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Colloquial term for people with small penises, yet loving and funny.

Also used as a synonym for chode
Your doctor called, he said you had a wolkan problem.
by lachonic July 30, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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