wolkan 

Colloquial term for people with small penises, yet loving and funny.

Also used as a synonym for chode

Your doctor called, he said you had a wolkan problem.

wolkan by lachonic July 30, 2020

Wolkenator 

(noun) eponymous reference to Albert Wolk based on the similiarities to the T-800 HK (Hunter-Killer) cyborg featured in the 1997 motion picture TERMINATOR staring Arnold Swartzenager.

Similiarities include the efficient manner in which subject does not waste time with meaningless words and has an automatic response for certain situations. Mannerisms also include the speed and efficiency in which both the cyborg and/or Wolk can register a "kill" and completly focus on the mission at hand undaunted by any obstacle that lay in it's path, be it the bar room, bedroom or boardroom.

Programmed expressions include:
Nice night for a walk
Yeah baby!
come with me if you want to live
I'll be Back
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggghhhhhhhtttt.
Fuwk you Ausshole
Get out
Hastalavista Baby
Tremendous!
chill out Dickwaud
I have detailed files
You're such a hoosier
I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle
He'll live
Ya shure.
I need a vacation
Hey Now!

The girls on campus had better be careful, the Wolkenator is in town this week.

The Board of Directors has complete confidence that we will meet our objectives this year with the Wolkenator in charge of sales.

Wolkenator by pauliboi March 12, 2005

wolken

He's a loveable caring person. He cares about other people more then himself, he's a great guy to have cause he'll show you the actual meaning of love. He can be a little moody,but he's very funny and a nice guy to have around.

Wolken is a caring person

wolken by Lumonet January 8, 2019

wolken wash 

when you pull your pants down and fart into a towl,or cloth of somesort and proceed to cover it over someone's face.

dude did you guys see that mervin just got a wolken wash.

wolken wash by Brandon dogg May 24, 2005

wolman 

can be pronounced wolman or woman. common on myspace and in IM (written wolman)
slang term used to call a male a woman. refers to the lack in a males testosterone level.

dont be a wolman and egg the car!

or

he was suck a wolman today..he couldnt even egg that car

wolman by cholestri September 23, 2007

Wolkin 

the art if throwing semen in to some ones mouth while passing on the oposite escalator maybe even in the street.

Wolkin is the art of masturbation then to ejaculate in your hand go to a shopping center go up or down an esculator wait untill you see your target (open mouths work best or eyes for the really ambitious) then take aim and throw quantie of love glue into the targets mouth (or eyes).

Wolkin by Otter man March 28, 2010

Wonkanogi 

Also known as “The Wonk”- meaning the God of all Gods! Nobody will ever compare. He knows the way better than anyone else and is a straight clout machine.

I wish I was as cool as Wonkanogi.

Wonkanogi by Wonkanogi February 14, 2019