wobbly top 

defined as an Intelligence Quotient score under 70, a subtype of intellectual disability; i.e. retarded

Jimmy had to wear his helmet as he was led through the grocery store and the shoppers thought, there goes a wobbly top.

wobbly top by likeitiz November 18, 2010

wobbly top hat 

When a girl rides a mans dick, and moves around and squirms while she does it. Technically a negative term.

"How was sex last night?" "It was awful. She gave me a fucking wobbly top hat."

wobbly top hat by Abracadabra827 June 9, 2016

wobblypop 

Another name for a beer, used frequently by "The Champ", a great misunderstanding comedian.

"I went to the bar and had a couple of wobblypops, then staggered out drunk."

wobblypop by Mykel February 16, 2005

wobblypop 

Another name for any kind of alcoholic beverage.

We went to the bar and had way too many wobblypops

wobblypop by Son_of_LB May 24, 2005

Wobblymop 

Noun: Unable to pitch a tent.

See also:
ED

You're such a fucking wobblymop, you sad waste of oxygen.

Wobblymop by Veggie Dog Man June 5, 2023