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Definition of a wobbely:
A physical exchange of brotherly affection. It is when someone (the assalent) used either there fist, nee or blunt object to wack the thighs of someone else (the afflicted) resulting in a temporary paralysis of the entire leg, strong pain and the infamous wobble you give them when they try to walk.

Origins of the practice of wobbely:
Although the origins of this phase and practice can be coined to multiple high schools through out Powys, Wales, it has now been officially adopted among the police and riot officers for temporary disabling hooligans within Gwent area.

Adaptations and development:
Through extensive research and unwilling experimentation this ninja move has been adapted and developed into more of an art rather than a general 'really hard wack to the nee'. This is because, when done skillfully, the effects can last 5-6 hours, render someone completely immobile and leaves no bruising. The perfect weapon.

This has been accepted into youth groups as the most funniest thing you can do to someone and is a must do for all of you ninjas out there.
Ninja creeps up to Peter without him noticing. Once in range he bear hugs Peter.
Ninja: Peter! How you doin!
Peter is taken completely by surprise and is quickly restrained by a supposedly affectionate hug and greeting.
*Wobbely is then inflicted*
Peter falls to the ground and ninja creeps away into the shadow.
Peter: aaaaaarrrrrgggggghhhhhh! Damb you, you ninja! You gave me a wobbely!
wobbely by Dino nerd 22 October 25, 2018
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wibbly wobbley timey wimey 

A reference from a BBC Sci-Fi television series, where the main protagonist, the Doctor, tries to explain time to a character in the episode named Sally Sparrow. And describes that time is a big ball of "wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff." Or a ball of time where you can take any path alter any time line. Which is true, proven by Astrophysicist, Neil Degrasse Tyson.
Now used to describe something as very confusing.
This math problem is so wibbly wobbley timey wimey. It's so confusing.
when knocked out standing up via a superman punch, spinning back fist, or large hook in UFC undisputed creating a standing wobble for the knocked out opponent before he face plants into the mat.
kongo just smashed ur face in now ur doin the wobbley bro, boom!
Wobbley by drizzy dre January 3, 2010

wibbily wobbly timey wimey 

People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to affect, but actually, from a non-linier, non subjective point of view it is more like a big ball of wibbily wobbly timey wimey...stuff
Doctor Who (David Tennant)
for the use of wibbily wobbly timey wimey see definition, given by timelord David Tenant. From the television show Doctor Who

throw a wobbly 

To become very angry, or throw a tantrum. British slang.
That door ding will pop right out - no need to throw a wobbly. She threw a wobbly when she couldn't have her way.
throw a wobbly by RoyalPrankster September 12, 2013

wobbly ear 

When a car window is down and it makes your ear make a wobbly noise.
Wind your window up , its giving me wobbly ear!
wobbly ear by hutchlee December 25, 2013

Wobbily bits 

The male genitalia.
They kegged him during P.E. and everyone saw his wobbily bits.
Wobbily bits by Nobli September 7, 2015
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