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wisterbad 

A CS:GO player with a negative k/d bashing their own team.
Subject: "you guys suck."
Team: "wisterbad"
wisterbad by blightttt February 20, 2019
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wasterbate 

to masterbate over something that isnt worth the time or the effort then realising what you have done.
"dude i need to jerk of so bad but if im afraid if i blow my load over the wrong thing it could turn it a total wasterbate nightmare"
wasterbate by Toffer92 April 13, 2010

wisteria moon

A famoose jammer who Is funny and snazzzzzy
Hey guys WISTERIA MOON hear
wisteria moon by lighting blaze January 9, 2017

Winterbaron 

Slash pairing between a grumpy man with metal arm and his smug noble sugar daddy. One of the most versatile ships in the world! You want fluff, angst, trash, romance? They have it all!
"Winterbaron is the ship that embodies 'I could make him worse'"

"We are very soft here in the Winterbaron fanbase. Please don't tell anyone."
Winterbaron by archimedesaaa May 3, 2022

Zen Wisteria 

Zen Wisteria is a loyal person with a kind heart who treat people fairly.
He treat her like a Zen Wisteria.

He is loyal as a Zen Wisteria
Zen Wisteria by Licht Chou November 22, 2020

winterbuddy 

Person you date solely to get you through the winter (the cold, loneliness), and then dump in the spring.
Did you hear that Tessa broke up with John Tuesday? I guess she was never that into him and he was basically a winterbuddy. Just needed something there for a month or two.
winterbuddy by vermonster March 10, 2007

wisteriaboo_ 

Person 1: did you see wisteriaboo_ latest TikTok

Person 2: yea they’re so cool and funny
wisteriaboo_ by _bones____ August 30, 2021
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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