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wasterbate 

to masterbate over something that isnt worth the time or the effort then realising what you have done.
"dude i need to jerk of so bad but if im afraid if i blow my load over the wrong thing it could turn it a total wasterbate nightmare"
wasterbate by Toffer92 April 13, 2010

wisteria moon

A famoose jammer who Is funny and snazzzzzy
wisteria moon by lighting blaze January 9, 2017

Winterbaron 

Slash pairing between a grumpy man with metal arm and his smug noble sugar daddy. One of the most versatile ships in the world! You want fluff, angst, trash, romance? They have it all!
"Winterbaron is the ship that embodies 'I could make him worse'"

"We are very soft here in the Winterbaron fanbase. Please don't tell anyone."
Winterbaron by archimedesaaa May 3, 2022

Zen Wisteria 

Zen Wisteria is a loyal person with a kind heart who treat people fairly.
He treat her like a Zen Wisteria.

He is loyal as a Zen Wisteria
Zen Wisteria by Licht Chou November 22, 2020

winterbuddy 

Person you date solely to get you through the winter (the cold, loneliness), and then dump in the spring.
Did you hear that Tessa broke up with John Tuesday? I guess she was never that into him and he was basically a winterbuddy. Just needed something there for a month or two.
winterbuddy by vermonster March 10, 2007

wisteriaboo_ 

Person 1: did you see wisteriaboo_ latest TikTok

Person 2: yea they’re so cool and funny
wisteriaboo_ by _bones____ August 30, 2021
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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