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Betty Witit by Owen Lang October 13, 2023
wikitator
n. A Wikipedia account holder who uses acquired privileges to exert dictatorial powers over contributors. Wikitators frequently throw away factual contributions from subject matter experts that the wikitator is personally ignorant about, using their account privileges to enforce their will.
Ed Witten
(i) A Theoretical Physicist at the Institute for Advanced Study, Princeton who specializes in String Theory. Widely regarded as Einstein's successor, he is unquestionably a genius.
(ii) A person of super-human intellect.
(iii) A synonym for genius.
(ii) A person of super-human intellect.
(iii) A synonym for genius.
- B+ in Calculus? No Ed Witten, but not bad.
- Ha! Look at Joey trying get Christie's number. Doesn't take an Ed Witten to tell him that she's out of his league.
- Oxford is full of mini Ed Wittens.
- Ha! Look at Joey trying get Christie's number. Doesn't take an Ed Witten to tell him that she's out of his league.
- Oxford is full of mini Ed Wittens.
Ed Witten by WhiteAndNerdy May 11, 2012
Ed Witten
A real smart dude. One of the founding fathers of string theory or superstring theory or M-Theory or some theory involving strings. Nearly became an economist, but saw the light.
Basically, cross between Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking, Richard Feynman and a supercomputer.
Ed Witten is a god-like figure in the Theoretical Physics world.
Basically, cross between Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking, Richard Feynman and a supercomputer.
Ed Witten is a god-like figure in the Theoretical Physics world.
Ed Witten's a genius. Bet he gets all kinds of girls.
Geeeez, my Tv's broken again. I bet Ed Witten could work out how to fix it.
"What's a Calabi-Yau Threefold"?
"Bro, Ask Ed Witten"
Ed Witten's brain is so powerful that he can compute the last digit of pi while doing my long division homework.
Not even Ed Witten could work out how to score with Julie.
Geeeez, my Tv's broken again. I bet Ed Witten could work out how to fix it.
"What's a Calabi-Yau Threefold"?
"Bro, Ask Ed Witten"
Ed Witten's brain is so powerful that he can compute the last digit of pi while doing my long division homework.
Not even Ed Witten could work out how to score with Julie.
Ed Witten by MacroBlaster May 11, 2012
wikiticle
wikiticle by AardvarkOz August 4, 2007
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.