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wikitard 

A sad person whose sole purpose in life is to create, edit and delete wikipedia articles. There are three types of wikitards:
-The SG: Seriously Geek. He is the one that will spend his life creating numerous and detailed wiki pages. Don't mess with him, he will delete your page if you create one!
-The Randomner. This is the type of person that will go for fun, when he is bored or when he thinks there is something stupid to add.

-The Retard. He is the best type of them all. Example: the guy that created the Kenneth Arthur Stroud. Who cares?
My friend is such a wikitard, he is sooo not cool, he just spends his time on wikipedia and thinks he is a G because he created the whole Quantum Mechanics section!
wikitard by WIKITARD! June 19, 2009
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wikitard 

A user on a wiki page (usually being fandom) being actively annoying. Or alternatively used to address someone from within the said wiki, mostly being wiki moderators.
"This wikitard keeps griefing the wiki."

"Hey, wikitards. Come fix this up."
wikitard by elgeer November 30, 2023
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Wikitard 

A person who is mainly focused on editing the wiki to add more information and making post pretty often.
Example: Don't even snitch on Bool, he's such a wikitard.
Another example: Helitoaster is a wikitard, end of discussion.
Wikitard by cappycattty February 12, 2024
(n) Someone who causes damage or injury to them self, other people, or objects by incorrectly operating the controller of a Nintendo Wii. This included forgetting or underestimating one's surroundings while using wide gestures, over exertion, or the inability to keep a firm grasp on the remote and launching it at high speeds.
Billy is such a Wiitard, he pulled a muscle while pitching wildly in WiiSports.

Mandy forgot her family was in the room, acted like a Wiitard and hit her brother in the face.

That Wiitard Tommy let go of his Wii remote while flailing wildly and put it through his TV.
Wiitard by DVman December 13, 2006

WiFitard 

A disparaging term for a person who knows absolutely nothing about WiFi technology or how to access it.
As the WiFitard poster child, I am not fluent in the use of or the languages spoken by a router.
WiFitard by Dr Bunnygirl September 6, 2020

WikiTarded

The concept that reading a Wikipedia page makes you an expert on a given subject matter.
That smart mouth little puss-wagon thinks he sounds intelligent, but he's really WikiTarded.
WikiTarded by SoulBlades July 22, 2010
A person who, despite their many years on the planet, has not mastered the skills needed to maintain a firm grip on something as simple as a remote control, more specifically a wiimote. These greasy-palmed indivuals are mocked for their overzealousness and their utter lack of competence. Thier actions commonly result in property damage and/or injury to the wiitard and others.
"There's more reports of people throwing their controller through their TV."
"Can't these wiitards learn how to hold on to a damn controller?"
wiitard by Dingo` December 12, 2006
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