wiitard

A person who, despite their many years on the planet, has not mastered the skills needed to maintain a firm grip on something as simple as a remote control, more specifically a wiimote. These greasy-palmed indivuals are mocked for their overzealousness and their utter lack of competence. Thier actions commonly result in property damage and/or injury to the wiitard and others.

"There's more reports of people throwing their controller through their TV."
"Can't these wiitards learn how to hold on to a damn controller?"

by Dingo` December 11, 2006

wiitard

An insulting name for a Nintendo fanboy. Derived from combining "Wii" and "retard."

Fanboy: NINTENDO INVENTED INNOVATION AND GAMEPLAY X360 PS3 SUCK
Normal person: Don't these wiitards ever shut up?

by Space Whale! April 28, 2006

wiitard

Somebody who tricks out their Wii and loves to talk about how cool it is.

"I hacked my Wii and can turn my TV into a strobe light."

"Keep being a wiitard and watch me punch you in the face."

by taraka.san October 10, 2009

wiitard

A person who is unable to grasp the basic motor skills to play the Wii.

Andrea plays Wii tennis like a wiitard.

by MichaelGrant May 27, 2008

wiitard

someone who obsesses over playing wii

"i love playing wii"
"sarah, ur such a wiitard."

by nat nat moo moo January 29, 2008

wiitard

one who purchases all the games and add-ons to the wii before buying the wii

My gf and I are total wiitards, we have two guitars, the fit, and mario kart--but we're waiting for the wii to come back in stock at best buy!

by dr duffman January 11, 2009

wiitard

a nintendard who only plays games on the wii because they think having a vibrator as a control is the coolest thing since sliced bread!

why would i want to be a wiitard instead of an awsome human being and play what i want to play?

by joel stephenson September 13, 2007