Physicist

Someone who solves problems you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

She is a physicist.

by Enif November 11, 2021

physicist

n: Mathematically able smartass for whom engineering presented far too small a challenge.

See that undergraduate physicist giggling non-stop over those post-grad engineering textbooks?

by Costa Del Barto June 25, 2006

physicist

A super mathematical genius that kicks ass at solving problems and seeing the world like nobody else. Oh, and the guy engineers are pissed off at, because they can't do shit.

Engineer 1 : Hey Mark, that guy is a physicist!
Engineer 2 : Yeah, he does my work, because I can't do shit.

by Koniec June 24, 2009

physicist

one who studies the natural sciences, and often does research hopefully improving our understanding of how things work. Physicist have made possible the production and use of automobiles and computers, to name but a few.

Oh, that's my friend kevin. He's a physicist.

by kevin September 6, 2003

physicist

A nerd that has a great desire to become a teacher or to take over the world.

I would like to build a heavy hydrogen bomb to either teach all of you or to kill you all...I haven't yet decided.

by Mike November 14, 2004

physicist

A person paid to think about imaginary things that can be proven by other imaginary things.

Physicist: I'm going to bed. I've been trying to prove that string theory is a valid contender for the Theory of Everything, but the quantum mechanics are tangling everything up.

by anonymous3625 January 21, 2011

physicist

A dumbshit who couldn't hack engineering

Look at that ugly ass loser fucker! He's probably a physicist

by Prateek DAMAN December 28, 2005