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Your heart or emotions causing you to predict something that probably won't happen. Your wishes prevailing over reason.
I know you love the Bulls, but you're wishtwisted if you think they're going to beat the Heat.
wishtwist by FruitmanNYC June 7, 2011
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Is that on your wishlist? 

Commonly used as a comeback when someone says "Screw you", "fuck you", "frick you" or similar terms. Simply indirectly implies the other person is super attracted to you.

(P.S. can be used when flirting)
Is that on your wishlist? by JHACK14 November 22, 2019

wishlist girl 

A girl who uses social media (FB, Twitter, Instagram) to publish her "wishlist" of items she needs or wants or will model for the gifter. Gifts are usually in exchange for nude photos, private video chat sessions. This is a form of prostitution.
My wife had no idea I was buying and sending giftsome to a wishlist girl I met online in exchange for nude photos, sexting, and videos.
wishlist girl by Herman Bonjovi March 22, 2016

Wishlist Giving

Giving a gift to someone that is really a gift to yourself.
Wife: Merry Christmas, honey. Here you go.
Husband: Thanks, babe. I wonder what it could....WTF? A heated toilet seat?!?!
Wife: I know right! Hurry up and install it!
Husband: That's just great. Wishlist giving twat.
Wishlist Giving by captmurk December 9, 2013

Wedding wishlist 

Wedding wishlist is something all couples getting married should know about. Gifts you need from people who care.
Shruti and Ravi used wedding wishlist to get gifts that they actually wanted for their wedding.

Wishlisting

Adding products to a wishlist when shopping online.
I love wishlisting when I shop on Amazon.
Wishlisting by ndesilva December 5, 2020
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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murderhobo 

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