Conan Gray's adorable gay ass expressing how his crush chose 'Heather', this perfect little barbie doll that is amazing in every way, over him.

It's a metaphor on how he says he wish we were Heather so he could be finally loved by his crush for once.

Heather: "Hey Jackal, looking good today!"
Jackal *crush* : "Hey Heather! Wanna go to the movies to watch that new horror movie?"
Heather: "Sure!"

Conan, on the verge of killing himself: "I wish I were Heather"

I wish I were Heather by iwishiwereheather August 20, 2020

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Washi Washi

When your boobs get squeezed

Person 1: If you run away any further, we can always Washi Washi instead
Person 2: Okay okay I'll stop running away!!!

Washi Washi by TsunMaki June 19, 2015

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I wish I could give this zero stars

When something deserves zero stars but the rating system only goes down to 1 star

I wish I could give this zero stars. The service was garbage

I wish I could give this zero stars by DRoiDNoooob January 5, 2016

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I wish I knew how to quit you

1. Said by someone who has a very obvious unrequited gay crush on someone who remains oblivious to his flirtations. Usually said after doing the thousandth favor for him for free, despite massive actual personal cost.

A humorous reference to the epic line uttered by Jack Twist to Ennis del Mar (RIP Heath) in the film Brokeback Mountain.

Dude 1: Thanks for the coffee. You didn't have to walk through 600 km of hot dry desert, cross an ocean of razorblades, and defeat 10,000 dragons just to get me one.

Dude 2: Oh it was nothing. Anything for you. *stares longingly at Dude 1 as he sits down*

Dude 1: Why are you staring at me?

Dude 2: I wish I knew how to quit you...

I wish I knew how to quit you by I ate your Pie, deal with it October 3, 2010

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