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A smart home device such as an Echo or Google Home.
Hey I just got an Amazon Wiretap for Christmas
Wiretap by Duff's Beer October 16, 2020
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Wiretapp 

A reported sex act of which no evidence exists and is unlikely to have occurred.
He claims she pegged him senseless last night, but I'm positive it's another of Don's wiretapps.
Wiretapp by Sheik Dubois March 15, 2017
verb. the art of wiretapping and masturbating to the data being intercepted. usually performed by lucrative NSA agents.
when i shared a picture of my girlfriend on facebook, all the NSA agents started to wirefap.

wiretapping 

When a guy titty-fucks a chick wearing a bra with under wire he is wiretapping.

When a girl wearing an under wire bra gets titty-fucked she is being wiretapped.

A guy who loves to titty-fuck chick's while they wear bras is a wiretapper.
I went out with Tiffany last night and wiretapped her in her Victoria Secret bra.

Sally walked in on her son and saw him wiretapping the next door neighbor.

Tino and the guys didn't trust Angelo because he was a known wiretapper and has been known to wiretap in the office.
wiretapping by Marcia M August 5, 2014

wiretapping 

When someone starts following you around on social media by friending the people that you are already friends with whom don't know about the disagreement with you and the other person. A good example of this is in the case of Donald Trump TWEETING that Barack Obama had 'wiretapped' him during the election.

By "wiretapping" - Trump was using an 'expression' that literally meant:

"he was into my business" or "he was reading my posts"

A good example would be if Trump were friends with Sheryl Crow on Facebook and then later Obama hits up Sheryl Crow with a friend request which she accepts and then Trump makes a comment on Sheryl's feed like,

"Hey, I heard that Lance lost his testicle. I'm sorry to hear that. I guess that he wasn't covered under Obamacare..."

Which Trump thinks is 'somewhat' of a 'private conversation' because Sheryl Crow's posts aren't usually public, but what he doesn't know is that Obama friended her once he found out that Trump and Crow had been 'sharing statuses' and so Obama is categorically "wiretapping".

That's a 'basic' explanation of what Trump meant when he said, "I just found out Obama was wiretapping me."
you better watch out nigg*r that fat bitch started wiretapping me once I stopped calling her back
wiretapping by Sir H.C. Notneb March 16, 2017

wiretrap 

The pubic hairs that peek out the side of a bikini when the wearer is poorly groomed.
I didn't know how to tell the girl about her wiretrap, so I just pointed and laughrd.
wiretrap by amhc April 21, 2017
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Ajumma wait a moment
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