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Synonymous with pegging. To be violated anally by a woman with a strap-on.
Did you hear about John last night? His girlfriend gave him the ol' wiretap last night, and now he's waddling around at work today like a penguin!
Wiretap by katiejohnson April 27, 2010
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A smart home device such as an Echo or Google Home.
Hey I just got an Amazon Wiretap for Christmas
Wiretap by Duff's Beer October 16, 2020

wiretapping 

When a guy titty-fucks a chick wearing a bra with under wire he is wiretapping.

When a girl wearing an under wire bra gets titty-fucked she is being wiretapped.

A guy who loves to titty-fuck chick's while they wear bras is a wiretapper.
I went out with Tiffany last night and wiretapped her in her Victoria Secret bra.

Sally walked in on her son and saw him wiretapping the next door neighbor.

Tino and the guys didn't trust Angelo because he was a known wiretapper and has been known to wiretap in the office.
wiretapping by Marcia M August 5, 2014

wiretapping 

When someone starts following you around on social media by friending the people that you are already friends with whom don't know about the disagreement with you and the other person. A good example of this is in the case of Donald Trump TWEETING that Barack Obama had 'wiretapped' him during the election.

By "wiretapping" - Trump was using an 'expression' that literally meant:

"he was into my business" or "he was reading my posts"

A good example would be if Trump were friends with Sheryl Crow on Facebook and then later Obama hits up Sheryl Crow with a friend request which she accepts and then Trump makes a comment on Sheryl's feed like,

"Hey, I heard that Lance lost his testicle. I'm sorry to hear that. I guess that he wasn't covered under Obamacare..."

Which Trump thinks is 'somewhat' of a 'private conversation' because Sheryl Crow's posts aren't usually public, but what he doesn't know is that Obama friended her once he found out that Trump and Crow had been 'sharing statuses' and so Obama is categorically "wiretapping".

That's a 'basic' explanation of what Trump meant when he said, "I just found out Obama was wiretapping me."
you better watch out nigg*r that fat bitch started wiretapping me once I stopped calling her back
wiretapping by Sir H.C. Notneb March 16, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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