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verb. the art of wiretapping and masturbating to the data being intercepted. usually performed by lucrative NSA agents.
when i shared a picture of my girlfriend on facebook, all the NSA agents started to wirefap.
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Wiretapp 

A reported sex act of which no evidence exists and is unlikely to have occurred.
He claims she pegged him senseless last night, but I'm positive it's another of Don's wiretapps.
Wiretapp by Sheik Dubois March 15, 2017
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Synonymous with pegging. To be violated anally by a woman with a strap-on.
Did you hear about John last night? His girlfriend gave him the ol' wiretap last night, and now he's waddling around at work today like a penguin!
Wiretap by katiejohnson April 27, 2010
A smart home device such as an Echo or Google Home.
Hey I just got an Amazon Wiretap for Christmas
Wiretap by Duff's Beer October 16, 2020

wiretapping 

When a guy titty-fucks a chick wearing a bra with under wire he is wiretapping.

When a girl wearing an under wire bra gets titty-fucked she is being wiretapped.

A guy who loves to titty-fuck chick's while they wear bras is a wiretapper.
I went out with Tiffany last night and wiretapped her in her Victoria Secret bra.

Sally walked in on her son and saw him wiretapping the next door neighbor.

Tino and the guys didn't trust Angelo because he was a known wiretapper and has been known to wiretap in the office.
wiretapping by Marcia M August 5, 2014

wiretapping 

When someone starts following you around on social media by friending the people that you are already friends with whom don't know about the disagreement with you and the other person. A good example of this is in the case of Donald Trump TWEETING that Barack Obama had 'wiretapped' him during the election.

By "wiretapping" - Trump was using an 'expression' that literally meant:

"he was into my business" or "he was reading my posts"

A good example would be if Trump were friends with Sheryl Crow on Facebook and then later Obama hits up Sheryl Crow with a friend request which she accepts and then Trump makes a comment on Sheryl's feed like,

"Hey, I heard that Lance lost his testicle. I'm sorry to hear that. I guess that he wasn't covered under Obamacare..."

Which Trump thinks is 'somewhat' of a 'private conversation' because Sheryl Crow's posts aren't usually public, but what he doesn't know is that Obama friended her once he found out that Trump and Crow had been 'sharing statuses' and so Obama is categorically "wiretapping".

That's a 'basic' explanation of what Trump meant when he said, "I just found out Obama was wiretapping me."
you better watch out nigg*r that fat bitch started wiretapping me once I stopped calling her back
wiretapping by Sir H.C. Notneb March 16, 2017
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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