wipe-down 

the quick, and usually hasty, cleaning of a public toilet seat with toilet paper before taking a dump. Usually, done hastily in lieu of a paper toilet seat cover, or in the case of a dumping emergency.

George had barely enough time for a hasty wipe-down at the taco bell toilet after he had that nasty challupa.

wipe-down by Kimpy April 22, 2008

Wipe Down 

Catch phrase from "Top Dog", a reoccurring guest on YourMomsHousePodcast, about proper form for cleaning up after doing your business in airports and various other toilets. His jeans are pulled up extremely high, which helps for the wiping down process.

Tommy Buns says, "I keep getting dingleberries in my briefs!"
TopDog say, "Don't forget to wipe down!"

Wipe Down by Theo Huxtables November 22, 2013

wipe down 

When one smokes an already bought bag of marijuana of another person and does not have to pay for what he/she smoked.

give me a wipe down dude im fuckin broke

wipe down by tuchman1 June 23, 2009

wipe down Wednesday 

the one day of the week when you need to get the wipe down(blowjob). It can be from anyone,ugly,hot,sexy,or anything but it must be done.

"oh shit. It's 11pm on a Wednesday and my dick has not been sucked! Wipe down Wednesday all day"
@.@

wipe down Wednesday by Jacobalvaro October 6, 2011

wipe down the banister 

To masturbate. Usually said by someone with a large penis.

Chuck had an off night at the bar, so he had to wipe down the banister.

wipe down the banister by aveman0204 June 14, 2016

Wipe down Fish’s boat

The act of stripping your shirt off and rubbing it against Fish’s boat until he is satisfied. Sometimes the job isn’t complete until you also use your pants.

Guy 1: Hey bro, after we get off the river, you gonna help me wipe down Fish’s boat?

Guy 2: I guess, I just hate how he stares and licks his lips.

Wipe down Fish’s boat by Chonchberry October 22, 2020

Ice cream wipe down 

First you stick an ice cream cone (or 2) up your partner or sex buddy's anus. Then you take a shit right in the cone. After that you will then stuff the whole cone including the poop into your mouth all the way until your face is their butt hole. After that whoever ate the poop will eject it out of there mouth all over themselves. The other person will then wipe it down with their tongues thus the name is ice cream wipe down. This is recommended for the older sex lovers. Preferably 55 and up. The poop has been scientificaly proven to heal wrinkles, and this does not require teeth.

6 year old: Grandpa why do you smell like shit

Grandpa: me and your grandma just had an ice cream wipe down.

6 year old: But how does ice cream make you smell like shit.

Grandpa: because an ice cream wipe down is when your grandpa eats a cone of shit out of your grandma's asshole and then throws it up all over the place and gets eaten by grammy.

6 year old: Ill have to share that with all my friends at school.

Ice cream wipe down by oldmansex Aka Bigdaddy July 4, 2009