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winçent 

Bay Area slang for cock. Synonymous to “winçul.”
Boris’s winçent looked really spooky when he aligned it next to the homeboys BWC before the blowbang.

Reuben snickered at his friends winçent when he pulled it out in front of the guys and hadn’t gotten a Brazilian wax in a week.
winçent by GerthPaul November 8, 2020

wincentile 

The wincentile was invented by Microsoft in the early 90s, but is now found in just about every progeny of computer software. It is a percentile point which is bigger than the other 99, specifically one that takes a long time when a computer program is displaying its progress. Why these percentiles take longer than the other percentiles has always been a big mystery to end-users.

Usually a wincentile is the last percentile, just to cause the end-user additional stress and anguish, however wincentiles have been reported to occur earlier than that, especially in the Windows 95 installation process, where it is reported that several wincentiles even coexist in the same batch of 100.
Steven thought he would make it online in time to email his work in by the deadline, but that last wincentile took forever.
wincentile by skids May 15, 2006
Noun, usually a person who revolves around pfa and prs, loves DROSE a little to much to the point of him helicoptering.

Commonly known as a retard who eats pancakes with his gorgeous canadian maple syrup. BOI I LOVE THAT MAPLE SYRUP DADDY
Oi wizento, ye wanna chop down some trees and obtain the syrup?
wizento by DROSE DROSE DROSE October 12, 2018
Wincent is the type of guy you'll only meet once in your lifetime. It's pretty difficult to locate another Wincent. You're missing out if you haven't at least tried to approach Wincent and say hi. He never ever gets stressed about anything and is always in a great mood in general, nothing below neutral. But if have bad intentions, consider yourself already dead. Wincent is always quiet at first (before you get to know him), always looking around and scanning the crowd. Wincents are always more than happy to talk with you about pretty much anything. He will laugh at anything and finds the most random things funny. Despite being very bold about things he talks about, he's extremely supportive of whatever you strive for. Wincent has the most interesting hobbies and quirks that you would never guess unless you knew. He is super humble and is a great person to tell your deep, dark secrets to. You don't want to lose Wincent as a friend. You'll regret it.
Sara: Wait, who's that? I've never noticed him before. He's kinda cute ?
Nick: LOL, that's just Wincent! We've known him since . . . I don't even know
Wincent by Knamer363 August 19, 2022

WINventory 

Invented by TOY_ROBOT on the Ratchet & Clank forums, this is the place to put wins (Epic stuff).
Its opposite is the FAILbox.
Chuck Norris goes into the WINventory, while Rick Astley goes into the FAILbox.
WINventory by Mr Zurkon August 17, 2009

Wintention 

Created by Soulshaping author Jeff Brown, one’s Wintention is their victorious intention, their success plan, their blueprint for overcoming the odds and achieving their goals. To wintention is to plan on nothing less than the achievement of whatever goals one establishes.
In my statement of wintentionality, I listed all 4 steps I will take to overcome my challenges and get into law school.

It is my wintention to build a school in Africa to give children a chance for a better life.
Wintention by Yehudah March 29, 2013
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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