winzent

someone who gets no bitches by no bitches i mean ABSOLUTELY NO BITCHES

“oh his name is winzent”
“oh so hes a dude who gets no bitches”

by shashaluvr September 4, 2022

winçent

Bay Area slang for cock. Synonymous to “winçul.”

Boris’s winçent looked really spooky when he aligned it next to the homeboys BWC before the blowbang.

Reuben snickered at his friends winçent when he pulled it out in front of the guys and hadn’t gotten a Brazilian wax in a week.

by GerthPaul November 8, 2020

wincentile

The wincentile was invented by Microsoft in the early 90s, but is now found in just about every progeny of computer software. It is a percentile point which is bigger than the other 99, specifically one that takes a long time when a computer program is displaying its progress. Why these percentiles take longer than the other percentiles has always been a big mystery to end-users.

Usually a wincentile is the last percentile, just to cause the end-user additional stress and anguish, however wincentiles have been reported to occur earlier than that, especially in the Windows 95 installation process, where it is reported that several wincentiles even coexist in the same batch of 100.

Steven thought he would make it online in time to email his work in by the deadline, but that last wincentile took forever.

by skids May 15, 2006

wizento

Noun, usually a person who revolves around pfa and prs, loves DROSE a little to much to the point of him helicoptering.

Commonly known as a retard who eats pancakes with his gorgeous canadian maple syrup. BOI I LOVE THAT MAPLE SYRUP DADDY

Oi wizento, ye wanna chop down some trees and obtain the syrup?

by DROSE DROSE DROSE October 12, 2018

Wincent

Wincent is the type of guy you'll only meet once in your lifetime. It's pretty difficult to locate another Wincent. You're missing out if you haven't at least tried to approach Wincent and say hi. He never ever gets stressed about anything and is always in a great mood in general, nothing below neutral. But if have bad intentions, consider yourself already dead. Wincent is always quiet at first (before you get to know him), always looking around and scanning the crowd. Wincents are always more than happy to talk with you about pretty much anything. He will laugh at anything and finds the most random things funny. Despite being very bold about things he talks about, he's extremely supportive of whatever you strive for. Wincent has the most interesting hobbies and quirks that you would never guess unless you knew. He is super humble and is a great person to tell your deep, dark secrets to. You don't want to lose Wincent as a friend. You'll regret it.

Sara: Wait, who's that? I've never noticed him before. He's kinda cute ?
Nick: LOL, that's just Wincent! We've known him since . . . I don't even know

by Knamer363 August 19, 2022

WINventory

Invented by TOY_ROBOT on the Ratchet & Clank forums, this is the place to put wins (Epic stuff).
Its opposite is the FAILbox.

Chuck Norris goes into the WINventory, while Rick Astley goes into the FAILbox.

by Mr Zurkon August 17, 2009

Wintention

Created by Soulshaping author Jeff Brown, one’s Wintention is their victorious intention, their success plan, their blueprint for overcoming the odds and achieving their goals. To wintention is to plan on nothing less than the achievement of whatever goals one establishes.

In my statement of wintentionality, I listed all 4 steps I will take to overcome my challenges and get into law school.

It is my wintention to build a school in Africa to give children a chance for a better life.

by Yehudah March 29, 2013