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wincentile 

The wincentile was invented by Microsoft in the early 90s, but is now found in just about every progeny of computer software. It is a percentile point which is bigger than the other 99, specifically one that takes a long time when a computer program is displaying its progress. Why these percentiles take longer than the other percentiles has always been a big mystery to end-users.

Usually a wincentile is the last percentile, just to cause the end-user additional stress and anguish, however wincentiles have been reported to occur earlier than that, especially in the Windows 95 installation process, where it is reported that several wincentiles even coexist in the same batch of 100.
Steven thought he would make it online in time to email his work in by the deadline, but that last wincentile took forever.
wincentile by skids May 15, 2006
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Wincestiel 

The relationship between Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, Castiel: characters in the show Supernatural. The first part,"wincest" is a play on words that combine incest and the two brothers, Dean and Sam's last names. This is simply added onto Castiel's name, creating the term "Wincestiel".
Dean+Sam+Cas= Wincestiel
Wincestiel by Violet Westbrook July 27, 2013
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wincentive 

An motivational offer made to a competition-contestant whereby you agree to pull strings wif da judges to give him first prize; this bargaining can be done to either convince said participant to take part in said game in da first place, or give him da gumption to perform a less-than-pleasant/easy favor for you.
I am a totally honest competitor who wants to be given a performance-rating fair and square, and so I would not be swayed if someone offered me a wincentive.
wincentive by QuacksO March 30, 2023