wincentive 

An motivational offer made to a competition-contestant whereby you agree to pull strings wif da judges to give him first prize; this bargaining can be done to either convince said participant to take part in said game in da first place, or give him da gumption to perform a less-than-pleasant/easy favor for you.

I am a totally honest competitor who wants to be given a performance-rating fair and square, and so I would not be swayed if someone offered me a wincentive.

wincentive by QuacksO March 30, 2023

Wincestiel 

The relationship between Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, Castiel: characters in the show Supernatural. The first part,"wincest" is a play on words that combine incest and the two brothers, Dean and Sam's last names. This is simply added onto Castiel's name, creating the term "Wincestiel".

Dean+Sam+Cas= Wincestiel

Wincestiel by Violet Westbrook July 27, 2013

Napoleon Incentive 

When one's own self inadequacies lead one to be more ambitious and successful. Similar to the Napoleon Complex, which states that one of short stature may be more aggressive and domineering. It is named after Napoleon because he was of short stature, but was massively ambitious and successful, which many shorter men have to do in order to make up for their short stature.

Brett suffered from the Napoleon Complex and was bitter. His friend, Dave, had a Napoleon Incentive and decided to become more confident and funny to compensate for his height.

Napoleon Incentive by SithLordTrevor November 2, 2021

incentive 

Something, such as the fear of punishment or the expectation of reward, that induces action or motivates effort.

Jake was promised free entry into the bar if he mowed the lawn for his neighbor.

incentive by Ryan Thompson July 19, 2004

under-the-desk incentive 

the act of furthering your career by engaging in an inappropriate act with your manager or boss.

Chuck was planning on firing Sally until she unzipped his pants and gave him an under-the-desk incentive. She not only kept her job, she also got a raise.

under-the-desk incentive by Chase Smith January 25, 2007

wincentile 

The wincentile was invented by Microsoft in the early 90s, but is now found in just about every progeny of computer software. It is a percentile point which is bigger than the other 99, specifically one that takes a long time when a computer program is displaying its progress. Why these percentiles take longer than the other percentiles has always been a big mystery to end-users.

Usually a wincentile is the last percentile, just to cause the end-user additional stress and anguish, however wincentiles have been reported to occur earlier than that, especially in the Windows 95 installation process, where it is reported that several wincentiles even coexist in the same batch of 100.

Steven thought he would make it online in time to email his work in by the deadline, but that last wincentile took forever.

wincentile by skids May 15, 2006

poker incentive

1. Also known as intuition
2. The feeling of confidence one gets when making stupid calls on a draw.

"Why the hell did you just do that?"
"It's called poker incentive"
"Do you mean intuition?"
"What are you, female?"

poker incentive by G October 1, 2004